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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans , with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a ve...

Husband: Oh, come on. Wife: Leave me alone! Husband: It won't take long. Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards. Husband: I can't sleep without it. Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night? Husband: Because I'm hot. Wife : You get hot at the darnedest tim...

Just wondering if there are any opinions on why, at the back of the van on the inside, anyone may think that a bedroom with a door (concertina or otherwise) leading into the en suite area then on the other side past yet another door, the rest of the van may be a bad idea or not. I have seen some layouts like tha...

Has anyone in Perth built a granny flat & then rented out both thier home & the granny flat to produce an income stream while travelling? Pro's & Cons please. Also we are still trying to find out the Tax implications as we have lived in our home now 23 years....this is pre planning for self fu...

Twin Dolphin Caravan Park, TuncurrySouth St, Tuncurry, NSWhttp://www.twindolphins.com.au/Nice basic park, very quiet at night. Lots of birdlifeCurrently charged off peak price of $165 for a week less 10% for seniorsPeople very friendly, not really suited to big rigs. The park is small and s...

I've recently been given a dead Waeco Fridge which I've been playing with and managed to get working on 240Vac after replacing the 4 PCB switches on the control board that were all U/S. I'm now looking at the 12Vdc section. Problem is that I do not have the 12Vdc cord so I do not know which terminal is posi...

Wingham, NSW (South of Taree) Mick Tuck Riverside ReserveCamps 5 No 91 Co-ordinates: 31 52.28 S 152 22.84 E Lovely little free camp on the rivers edge. Has toilets, bar b Qs and fish cleaning bench, as well as a boat launching ramp. This area does not seem to have a time limit as there is none listed o...

As a non car person i travel Australia like i travel anywhere by bus and train which i enjoy immensely!!! Are there many grey nomads that travel like me ?????

Was nice to have half in for a cuppa and chat today, and of course milly

18th Nov2013 we and another caravan of friends stopped overnight at Leitchville Rest area . A very well laid out parking area very clean, nice gardens and also very quite. Toilets were just outside the swimming pool complex which is next door to the rest area, no showers, so I decided to ask the Public...

A nasty and mean looking truckiecame into a Truck Stop Cafeand placed his order.He said,'I want three flat tires,a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.'The brand new blonde waitress,not wanting to appear stupid,went to the kitchen and said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered...

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5 OLDER LADIES Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 KPH. Says he to himself: "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices...

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat, and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America , we might as well do as the Americans do." As they sit, they hear...

Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe.....as it happens, near Transylvania . They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car. Suddenly, the car skids out of control! Bob att...

Great little area nestled in a small valley, no amenities 5kms west of Ororroo. Very quiet and athough only 70metres from the road , only ocassional traffic

This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two cartons of Victoria Bitter beer cheap at the local supermarket. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service station for fuel where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump. Sh...

Hi all we have been off the air for awhile, stranded in adelaide with the inlaws, we are very lucky to still have them around but still can't wait to leave on Thursday. The question, we have been with RACV for many years but now that we have sold the car and bought the motor home they tell me they have NO memb...

I had been invited to go to the RSL in Shepparton on Friday night to listen to a group and have a dance so I made special preparations. So for this special occasion I had a shower and donned my going out clothes hanging in a special cover behind the passenger seat and for this outing had bought some hair cont...

The gap is closed indefinately - rock-fall bloddy big boulder actually. Richo