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Is any-one else as disgusted as I am with the Propaganda Ad. from Holden ? After kicking hundreds of employees in the guts, [not to mention all the related Businesses, plus their employees that will have to close their doors,] they have the hide to tell us that even though they will not be building c...

A Mafia Boss finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. (That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing and would therefore never have to testify in court). When the Godfather goes to confront Gui...

DEFINITION ( EXAMPLE) OF CHUTZPAH: A priest says to his friend, the rabbi, that he has a perfect way of eating for free in restaurants. "I go in at well past 9 o'clock in the evening, eat several courses slowly, linger over coffee, port and a cigar. Come 2 o'clock, as they are clearing everythi...

My GPS is starting to show its age(like me), and I thought off replacing it with a smart phone with a built in gps. Has anybody any experience with these things. I am looking at a 5 inch Agora phone from Kogan, but don,t want one where you have to go online to use the navigation apps.It would be nice to have it...

I went to the doctor yesterday, told him I was having a bit of trouble with my bladder and bowel. He asked if I was regular, I told him "yep like clock work, 6 o'clock every morning." "Well what's the problem then?" he asked "I don't wake up until 10 past!" I replied

I have just heard her interviewed on radio. Magnificent effort. http://www.runningrawaroundaustralia.com/

Just be careful while travelling this road please as there is serious damage throughout the area especially at the end of the new area from Bass, speed is down to 40kmh and heaps of loose stones flying around. There has bee two people killed in the last two weeks so please don't add to the toll. Many secti...

Has any body been quoted for their pets in c/p. I started to put my trip in place with the bookings and 4parks wanted extra for the furry kid,from coin donations to 17dollars they sure going to miss out on a lot of bussiness. Booked else where with no extra cost.

Wishing you all a healthy and happy new year. Another year gone, crikey they go quick these days. Will be taking the top off a good red, watch "Dinner For One" on SBS (the funniest bit of comedy ever staged) and will be in bed before the fireworks... well the one's outside the bedroom anyway. A...

Cyclone Christine has now been upgraded to CAT 3 It's due to hit the Coast later today, just East of Karratha, somewhere around Whim Creek. People have been warned of a Tidal Surge as high tide will coincide with the Cyclone hitting the Coast. Our thoughts are with all the Grey Nomads and others who are t...

Is it the Christmas break or summer or what,this forum is starting to turn into a winge forum, winging about pets ,smokers, garlic eaters noise makers , come on this is community living suck it up. lance C

Guys, how do you put things up for sale on the GN website? I can only find information relating to commercial advertisers but if, for example, I want to sell something personally, how do I do that? Cheers!

We checked out Ravensbourne Rest Area in South East Queensland. 466 in Camps 7. On a hot weekend there was a very pleasant breeze the whole time. Great views to the south/east. Close to the road but noise wasn't intrusive. Basic flush toilets,shed & tables. Loved being able to set up under huge sha...

A gay man decides to get a tattoo on his buttocks. On arrival at the tattooist he spots a picture of the heavyweight boxer Cassius Clay. 'Oh! He's my favourite darling. Can you do him on the cheek of my ass?' he asked the tattooist. So it was done. On the way out of the store he spots another picture on the wal...

Thanks for the great week spent with you all.I got home safe,stripped the van,will clean it tomorrow. Im usually not usually a "ferocious" person but that bloke really got to me...illiterate twit!! Thanks for the birthday cake,I had a good day with you all. Have a good new year and hopefu...

Hello everyone, I am having some issues with the weight of our caravan, the story goes like this; On the way home from our last winter trip I ran the rig over a weighbridge near home just to see what we were weighing in at and got the shock of my life. GCM behind the Navara was ok but the van was 600kg over the AT...

Greeting Children, 1,Should Dogs be at Happy hour.... 2, Should Smoking at Happy hour be banned.... 3, Should Farting be allowed at Happy hour,??? 4, Should scratching the crutch be allowed.... 5, Should fun, enjoyment, excitement, be banned at Happy hour....??? 6, Should we all have to suck a...

Passed a pub in our travels with an old car outside shrek in it . Anyone know where this is cant remember for the life of me. Margaret mc)

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/caravan-causes-peninsula-link-cha...

well 2 days until 2014, I guess everyone says where did the old year go, who cares not me, just so long as I don't have to live it again i'll be happy,,,,, I do sometimes wonder what 2014 and beyond will bring,, no point in making any new years resolutions never seem to keep them anyway,,I guess the only ne...