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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired gentleman in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. the circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion.He ate my last tamer so y...

The older you get everything becomes harder to do. Hence I decided to build a more suitable "small" camper easily set up on my own... I have a JAYCO Dove Outback parked at home that has become too hard to use for me.. I decided to build my own Beach Shak and once again travel the East Coast. Con...

I know everybody has opinions but who tows what and why??? I don't always need the car on the back mainly when away for a week or more. I play music and carry my equipment above the cab under the bed and in the storage bins however at some of the Cancer fundraisers I play at I am there for a week and having my c...

Hi - plenty of room at Greens still - a great spot to meet other GN's, and enjoy the beauty of the lake, as well as the entertainment, most weekends, put on by the locals with their boats, sail boards, kites etc. Come on up - about 13 of us here at the moment - you will be welcomed warmly. Check out the Greens L...

Parliament is a joke. Congress is a joke. The Middle East is nuts. The sky is falling in. Economies are in tatters. Jackie and Clive are having a tiff. And the list goes on. Soooooo, what I wanna know is this: Are things really that bad from the perspective of a GN doing the Big Lap? Do you sometimes walk alo...

Hi all at Greens,I have a long weekend from Friday 28th to Monday 1st Dec,would you like a visitor???? myself and the 2 dogs. It would be nice to catch up with all again. Alfie

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Hi Campers, just got a reversing camera installed on our Triton - not a cheap one - decent size screen etc. But we are disappointed at the vision, or maybe the distortion (?) When looking at cars coming up behind us on the screen, they seem far away but looking back, they are just a couple of car lengths aw...

why is it if i get an email and i want to post part of it on here, i cant paste it into the massage area ,but i seen to be able into subject line

By way of introduction, I'm Ken and wifey is Di. We celebrated our 40th wedding anniversary this year and rewarded ourselves with early retirment. Myself, Ken, retired from the railways as a 43 years veteran signalling artisan. I was apprenticed to the then Victorian Railways as an electrical fitt...

Barrister Jacoba Alexander Tel: 0027-105009-518 JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA. Attn: The Director/Ceo. Sir, PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL I am the chairman of the review committee attached to the Department of Transport and Aviation here in South Africa. I hav...

I am looking for a camp type stove to run off the bayonet fitting on my van it needs to initally have its own regulator so that it will run off the van regulator when the hoses are changed i want a 2 burner stove with wind shield Allan

An older couple arise early on their 50th wedding anniversary. The old man sits at the kitchen table while his beloved wife fixes breakfast. Before heating the frying pan she picks it up and brings it down hard on the old man's head...knocking him out of his chair. Groggily, he picks himself up and ask...

I WILL BE BACK AND ALSO ME AS WELL ,,,,, I NEED ME TO CART ME AROUND,,,, I AM NOT THE NUTTER,, ME IS THE NUTTER,, CHEERS ,,LOCKIE

Nearly had a cancer scare - my Doc. insisted my cheeks were on the "danger list", and made an emergency appt. for me to attend the skin clinic R.M.Hosp. Packing a spare pair of underwear, off I went with horrific thoughts of a razor blade hacking into my face. Luckily, it was Rosacea, a comm...

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For those coming to Greens this week you may like to know the expected weather. A sunset and a sunrise on an average typical day. John

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Hed never been to church in his life.After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said: Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?Murphy said: I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I mispla...

A man is sitting on a blanket at the beach.He has no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, Walk past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woma...

Hi how can I remove the grill on a 2014 ranger. I have removed the pins?? across the top plastic and the grill leans forward with the plastic still attached . Then I cannot see how it is attached at the bottom. The purpose of this is to check for obstructions / deris thanks Dizzy