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An older couple arise early on their 50th wedding anniversary. The old man sits at the kitchen table while his beloved wife fixes breakfast. Before heating the frying pan she picks it up and brings it down hard on the old man's head...knocking him out of his chair. Groggily, he picks himself up and ask...

I WILL BE BACK AND ALSO ME AS WELL ,,,,, I NEED ME TO CART ME AROUND,,,, I AM NOT THE NUTTER,, ME IS THE NUTTER,, CHEERS ,,LOCKIE

Nearly had a cancer scare - my Doc. insisted my cheeks were on the "danger list", and made an emergency appt. for me to attend the skin clinic R.M.Hosp. Packing a spare pair of underwear, off I went with horrific thoughts of a razor blade hacking into my face. Luckily, it was Rosacea, a comm...

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For those coming to Greens this week you may like to know the expected weather. A sunset and a sunrise on an average typical day. John

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Hed never been to church in his life.After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said: Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?Murphy said: I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I mispla...

A man is sitting on a blanket at the beach.He has no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, Walk past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woma...

Hi how can I remove the grill on a 2014 ranger. I have removed the pins?? across the top plastic and the grill leans forward with the plastic still attached . Then I cannot see how it is attached at the bottom. The purpose of this is to check for obstructions / deris thanks Dizzy

We recently had a call from an Asian sounding bloke who said there was a problem with our NAB credit card etc....scam of course. However that puts you on the alert as this dude said something about an unauthorised debit of $700 from NZ which (naturally) made no sense at all. So, decided to check with Mast...

Hello My name is Raima (pronounced Rhyma) and my dearly beloved's name is John. Our surname can cause you to get your tongue twisted but no worries, it is Menhinnitt. So, we sold the house, downsized the business, bought our Universal 'Crystal River' 24 foot Caravan and are currently settled into Sca...

Hello GN Forummers @ Greens We are planning to stop at Greens for a day or two on our migration North (currently in Bendigo) in a week or so and as we have never been to Greens Lake I'm hoping for some directions and best locations to set up base camp for us newbies. Cheers and hope to meet as many of you as we ca...

BLOODY HELL !!!!!!!!! Everybody ya better sit down ...this is something that you will not see very often.!! Yes IT IS a MIRICALE Only a couple of us saw it for ourselves , but at least I got the evidence to pass down to future generations of GNs. This person was not impressed to have to do such menial...

Well instead of just talking about it I got off my backside. This year I had to change to solo for any further camping in the caravan. So now I have had four nights at a local caravan park to see how it is solo. I went to a local cp not far away. Although it was an easy and large site to reverse into, doing it the fi...

We have finished our house sitting assignments in the Wild West (Perth) and slowly back tracked our way across the Nullarbor and wheat belt areas of SA to arrive to 43 heat wave in the Central West of NSW. Some what more pleasant today. Need to store the home (van) around Parkes/Dubbo/Forbes/Cowra if...

Thanks to everyone for helping me celebrate my birthday yesterday. What a great bunch of new friends I have and such a lovely place to be here at Greens. I am loving it!

Hi everyone, I see more than 2500 views of this site in the last 24 hours. Because of work I am not able to be a grey nomadic at this time but maybe one day soon. But for years if have had much enjoyment and learned all sorts of things from the many posts on this site. I gather so many people also visit and enjoy r...

I need to be within cooee of Perth (or around 100-200K radius) for about 3 months from mid-December onwards. Does anyone have any suggestions for free/cheap/great camping spots please? I'm completely self-sufficient in a small motorhome.

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Recently changed my favourite (old) mobile over from Telstra to Aldi, including getting a new number. I have NOT given the new number to anyone, but I have had calls on the phone from people who had the old number. How does this happen? I can't imagine Telstra passes the calls on if people call the old num...