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If you purchase anything electrical from O/S note and take warning from the wiring on this water feature. This is how they connect the light fitting direct to the 240Volt mains power. Yep that's packing tape to cover the twisted wire join. Have now rewired it with a WP 12 volt trany

Hi all. I have a 1985 Viscount Aerolite caravan. I have some water leaks from the windows, so want to change the rubber seals around the glass. Having trouble locating that particular seal. Have been to Clark Rubber, while they have a good range of rubber seals they do not have the one I need. Has anyone h...

I have a Toyota Avalon 2002 sedan towing a 13 foot Windsor pop top. Caravan Tare Weight is 840kg. The Tow Ball weight is between 160kg to 170kg. My towbar reads 120kg on tow ball with load levelling devise. I towed van to South Australia recently with no problems, towed beautifully. I have 4 stabellise...

Three beautiful red roses by her hospital pillow....<not really risqué> A young Lady goes to her Doctor and confides she wants an 'operation' because she feels her vagina lips are toooooo large. She respectively asks her Doctor to keep her 'operation' a secret, as she's embarrassed and doe...

Saw this on facebook. I think I need a new pair of thongs...

The local priest in an effort to promote friendly relations with other denominatons, invited the Rabbi to have a look around the church. During their travels they came upon the confessional and the Rabbi asked what this was for, before the priest could answer the door on the other side closed. The pri...

The Catholic church and the Synagogue were on opposite sides of the road, and a great rivalry developed between the Priest and the Rabbi who were constantly trying to outdo each other. Matters came to a head when the priest bought a Bentley and parked it outside the church. A couple of days later a Rolls...

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams. 'Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter, 'It's only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the wings.' The old la...

A bloke walks into the front bar and orders 10 shots of neat Bundy Rum. After they're poured, he drops them all down one after the other. The Bartender comments: "Wow matey, I've never seen anyone down that much Rum, neat, that fast before!" The bloke responds mournfully: "Well yo...

Never text a confessionTHE CONFESSION Hi Bob, This is Alan next door. Im sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I cant live with myself...

A couple from last years cruising , The Entrance N.S.W and one of South West Rocks :)..

The mighty Murray River. Makes getting out of bed early worthwhile!!

I am in the process of upgrading my van. I have done so much research I am almost a candidate for therapy. My present van is a Jayco Discovery, 16.5 and am looking at a larger van. My travel is mixed between solo and a long suffering girlfriend. My question is this, does it make a lot of difference if you have...

Hi - looking forward to sharing ideas as I prepare for my rite of passage travelling Australia. 66 years old - Single male here - Looking forward to meeting others who are looking to fulfil the great australian dream on the road!~

An old married couple have just watched a documentary program about what happens to elderly people enduring a long and difficult decline towards death. Well, that makes you think, doesnt it dear? he says. Well what are you thinking? she asks. He sighs. Promise me that if ever I am dependent upon a m...

Wife's Diary entry: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting strangely. We went to a nice restaurant for dinner, and he was awfully quiet. I thought he was upset because I had been running late, but he said nothing about that. When I asked if I'd done something, or said something wrong, he said I hadn'...

Gday... Cheers - John

Having just arrived in Avoca today, I have found this really great camping spot along side the river. Found it on Wiki camps. Large area so no need to crowd anyone in. toilets just through under the bridge along a walkway. Short walk to town with some neat shops to explore. Tables and seating, no other am...

Faithful Ol' Bluey.......a man's best mate.... In the arid interior of Australia an old Gold Prospector is staggering along with his faithful old Blue Heeler "Bluey" by his side.... ....water has given out that morning and no food...... He looks into the eyes of faithful ol' Bluey......

We have now moved on from Greens Lake. Vic. After a few enjoyable days, meeting other Grey Nomads, pleasurable weather, thank you Dougwe, John, Loraine and Pam and may we meet again. We are heading to Omeo, staying tonight at the Eastern end of another awesome water area Hume Dam near Tallengatta.