Andrew the drover (Aussie Cowboy) from a huge cattle station in the Australianoutback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered.
Once, on a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales ,
I came across a gang of bikers who were threatening a young Sheila.
I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smackedhim in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw iton the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh**t out of the lot of ya!"
