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There once was an Indian who had only one testicleand whose given name was 'Onestone'.He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!'The word got around and nobody...

My Sensar III HDTV (RV-3095) has died for the second time. While this time may be the same as previously when white parrots (well, technically the large white sulphur crested ones are parrots whereas the official name would run afoul of the auto censorship) chewed through the co-axial cable and if th...

Oops.. *-- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 20th of April 2026 10:18:34 PM*

Oops.. -- Edited by aussie_paul on Monday 20th of April 2026 10:18:34 PM

A couple decided they needed a guard dog to protect their home. So, Dave headed to the pet shop and told the clerk, I need a tough dogsomething thatll scare off burglars.The clerk smiled and said, Ive got just the thing for you, and brought out a tiny Chihuahua.Dave frowned. That little thing? I need pr...

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a man...

Australian refineries on fire vs ruZZia... don't panic

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-- Edited by BarneyBDB on Wednesday 15th of April 2026 07:27:46 PM

She was on the bridge at midnight, Throwing snowballs at the Moon, She said she'd never had it, But she spoke too bloody soon. -- Edited by Magnarc on Saturday 11th of April 2026 01:51:31 PM

Want to discuss your paperclip collection or the price of tea in China? This is the spot to go ‘off topic’ and talk about anything not related to grey nomads and travelling around Australia. Just one rule here (besides keeping posts friendly and respectful) – please no religion or politics. Thanks...

Can anyone tell me the safest and most secure caravan parks in Alice Springs. Thanmks Ian