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A Pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, Hey, I havent seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.What do you mean? said the Pirate, I feel fine.What about the wooden leg? You didnt have that before.Arr, well, said the Pirate, We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but Im...

Most seniors never get enough exercise.In His wisdom, God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.And God looked down and saw that it was good.Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom, He made senior...

Hi guys, after a bit of help from Jayco owners. I purchased a used 2003 Jayco Heritage 21'6" van recently, the batteries were stuffed so changing them over. There is a Breaksafe series 4000 brakeaway system fitted, battery good in this. What I am after is where does the black wire go from the front of the...

He Slept With a Widow Using His Friends Name. Sixteen Months Later? Oops!Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jacks station-wagon and headed north.After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attract...

In cricket you get a Duck. In football you get a Fowl. "Licence taken with the spelling" In Golf you get a birdie and an Eagle. What do you get in Bowls? For those who don't get it, see this space tomorrow. For those who do, well done!

Has anyone fitted a rack to the rear of a Winnebago Jerviis that will carry a 35Kg Electric Trike?

Hi All, can someone tell me what fuel consumption one should expect out of a 1990 coaster diesel if I stick around the 90km/hr. has anyone heard of putting a drop of two stroke oil in the fuel to help the motor. Thanks All Shero -- Edited by shero on Sunday 19th of January 2014 09:19:56 PM

A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He looks at the first priest and says, Hey, Im Jesus Christ!The priest replies, No son, youre not.So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says, Hey, Im Jesus Christ! To which the second priest replies, No son, youre not.Finally, the drunk ha...

Irish NunIn Ireland, the 99-year-old Mother Superior lay quietly. She was dying. The Nuns had gathered around her bed, laying garlands around her and trying to make her last journey comfortable.They wanted to give her warm milk to drink but she declined. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitc...

Hi all, any clues for adding more Tension to Aussie traveller sunburst awning. Cheers

Hi all, wanting to road trip Shellharbour to Lightning Ridge and return via Tamworth, time frame about 4 weeks Currently planning to stop at Cowra, Dubbo, Nyngan, Bourke, Lightning Ridge, Narrabri, Moree, Inverell, Glen Innes, Tamworth. Any recommendations regarding what roads and towns to avo...

Sometine ago somebody suggested an inverter that will automatically switch over when the power drops out. Can someone help out.

Neil Turner Weir, donation camping, at Mitchell Qld is very popular at the moment. Plenty of room, mainly level sites and space for 100's of campers. First time here and very impressed with this campground and town facilities. Will camp again on way back South when weather warms up a few degrees.