"The Maverik gas station in Montrose, Colorado, can't sell any diesel after someone dumped an RV's waste tank into the station's underground diesel supply."
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"No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full."
How do you differentiate between tragedy and comedy?
2000-Year-Old Man (Mel Brooks):
To me, tragedy is if Ill cut my finger. Thats tragedy. It bleeds, and Ill cry, and Ill run around, and Ill go into Mount Sinai for a day and a half. Im very nervous about it. And to me, comedy is if you walk into an open sewer and die. What do I care? Thats comedy. My finger is important.
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"No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full."