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Bloke thinks his missus is playing up so he hires a Chinese detective to follow her. The guy reports back the next day. 'What happened?' ' Wife go into house, me watch. Me see light come on upstairs, me climb tree me watch'. Me see man strip off, me watch. Me see wife strip off, me watch. He play with she, she...

Stevie Wonder is playing his 1st gig in China and the place is packed to the rafters.In a bid to break the ice he asks if anyone has a request.One chap jumps out of his seat in the 1st row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a jazz chord! play a jazz chord!"Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influenc...

A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.

Husband takes his wife to her high school reunionAfter meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon wal...

Husband takes his wife to her high school reunionAfter meeting several of her friends and former school mates, they are sitting at a table where he is yawning and overly bored. The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon wal...

As a band of squirrels had become quite a problem, the Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine wi...

As a band of squirrels had become quite a problem, the Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine wi...

Returning home a day early from an out-of-town business trip, a man caught a taxi from the airport shortly after midnight. On the cab journey, he confided to the driver that he thought his wife was having an affair. As they pulled up outside his house, the businessman asked the driver: Would you come in...

Returning home a day early from an out-of-town business trip, a man caught a taxi from the airport shortly after midnight. On the cab journey, he confided to the driver that he thought his wife was having an affair. As they pulled up outside his house, the businessman asked the driver: Would you come in...