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Should I Really Join Facebook? (Priceless)Read it all the way through! It's a good laugh! AND really quite true!!A good laugh for people in the over 70 group !!!When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music,takes...

So first thing he does is ring the police, puts it on speaker phone and proceeds to tell the 000 police woman about it, she thinks it is a crank call, and he asked me to explain it to her, but she did not believe me as well, so I asked to be put thru to the Inverell Police station, this she would not do and told us n...

Science trivia:Q: What's it called, when you see colours in the air, that aren't actually there?A: A pigment of your imagination.Q: What do the colors green, pink, and yellow have in common?A: The phone rings green....green.....green! So, you pink it up, and say yellow.Q: What do you call a rainbo...

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY," where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift.Of course, the woman wanted "The Key."...

A young fella with his pants hanging half off his arse....No front teeth and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into his local job centre to do his weekly sign on.He strolled up to the counter and said:"Hi there, you know what... I really HATE claiming benefits, I'd really much rather h...

hello, my BT 50 had a heart attack in central QLD. i am home now waiting for new ute, my 2000 year model van is in longreach . i can get a stone guard for $250 for the front of the van but i cant measure my van from here. if any one has this model i would appreciate talking to you to get measurements of A frame to s...

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accid...

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?" "Wait a moment," Socrates replied, "Before you tell me, I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the T...

I am looking for local Knowledge, at the moment the road from Coober Pedy to Oodnadatta is open as is the track from there to William creek open for 4x4s. But from William creek to Marree its closed. There has not been any rain now for 2 days, does any one experienced in this part of our great land, have any...

Have been asked by a Fem pensioner friend (who is not flushed with $) my advice on a light weight electric wheel chair that she can put in her car and use at shopping centres and outings. Have no experience in this area and appreciate comments in Forum or via PM Thanks Peter Option 1 $899, 30KM Travel, 16...

Am getting this message " Nuclear Exploit Kit Re-direct 4" from my virus checker each time I log into this site. Anyone know what it is? Apparently it is serious, but why is this site giving it to me?

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and things, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.' So the married couple wal...

Robert, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic Texas cowboy boots. So, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "notice anything different about me?" Margaret, Age 75, looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Ro...