A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, some things you just can't explain.

This morning I was outside milking a cow. As soon as the bucket was full the cow kicked it over with her left foot so I tied up her left foot to a pole. I began to fill up the bucket again and she kicked it over with her right foot, so I tied her right foot to a pole too. As soon as I filled the bucket the cow again knocked over the bucket with her tail, as there was no more rope, I took off my belt and tied up her tail with my belt. As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out, and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain!