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I had to take out a loan to pay for my exorcism. Now I'm afraid if I miss a payment, I'll be repossessed

The yellow lid aerosol can is canola oil, not fly spray.

Hi, it will be a while before my 14' Journey arrives and thought with the brochures that they included a microwave. Apparently not, not even as an option. Thankfully Aldi had a 20 litre model on clearance for $39.95 and picked one up. Now need advice on how to mount it firmly for travel Any ideas????? Tha...

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A man was enjoying a holiday a small country town. He decided to go out one night for a drink at the local pub. As soon as he walked in, he noticed a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally approached the woman. He asked tentatively: "Um, would you mind if a chatted to you for a wh...

Found a likely looking salad in the Coles magazine.....yum I thought. Nectarine and mango -sliced Prosciutto Rocket Bocconcini cheese- broken up Olive oil and Balsamic vinegar But....I didn't have all of that in the fridge....so it got morphed to Nectarine, mango bacon (cooked crisp and coole...

Even more depressing....Charlie is next in line......Hoo Roo

is there an app or a map that would show you direction of signal where ever you are camping , I see winegard have one in the USA

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leaving Adelaide Late April 2019 coastal route via Victoria all around Australia 1 year maybe two Hoping to buy Iveco Motorhome late March two mature Adults with two small dogs

Most popular man in the nudist colony, He can carry 2 cups of coffee & 6 donuts.

Hi All, While away last week the tank in our Suburban HWS began leaking. Not sure how old it is but apparently the tank is made of aluminium and has corroded where the cold water pipe goes into the tank. By corroded there is white powder all around the pipe inlet and water just pours out. There are two thin...

Hi Watching Slow Summer on the canal boat tonight. If I was in England would this be the equivalent of GMs there. Less miles to travel so the speed is slowish and the water makes it cool. Fuel cost low. More room on them as well Not sure about winter though Jaahn -- Edited by Jaahn on Sunday 20th of January 20...

A dung beetle walked into a bar and asked, "Is this stool free"

Two old guys talking: "My 75th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV" "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!" "Yup. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"

Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Jimmy said, Im gonna do dat when I win da lottery. What's dat den? asks Mikey. Send me lawn away to be mowed." ---------------------------------------- Somewhere in Ireland, a teacher asks her class: "Can a...

A husband and wife are flying to Australia for a two week holiday to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. Suddenly, the captain announces: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. "Luckily, I see...

There is a new wine on the market. When you drink it you don't have to get up during the night to go to the bathroom. It's called Pinot More.

An elderly couple were taking a stroll when a seagull flies over & relieves itself on the old lady's head. "Yuk" she said, "Quick, get me some toilet tissue'. "What for?" asks the man, "he must be half a mile away by now!"

Hi Am churning over if to head East from WA to Sydney then up the East coast up and over the top to Darwin then head south Via Gibb River Road then down West Coast IE big lap but not sure the time of year best suited to crossing. Im in BT50 with roof top tent looking for fishing ie Barra and Mangrove jacks if any...