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Chinese sick leave


  CHINESE SICK LEAVE - "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today, I
really sick. Got headache, stomach-ache and legs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
 When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex.
 That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
 "Boss, I do what you say and I  feel great. I be at work soon. You got
nice house." 



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Make it Snappy......Bob

 

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