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Jennifer, a manager at Walmart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the...

Aussie Paul.

So, we've decided to move into our place on the coast later this year (August, most likely). I finish my current contract at the end of March, and won't be renewing. In the mean time, we are busily packing our stuff, ready for it to be stored between ~April and August. For the time between April-August,...

I note from time to time some make enquiries with regard to fuel usage figures on the 200 series. I recently towed a 2 tonne boat from Adelaide to North Queensland approx 2850 klms. As a matter of interest I got 17.3 litres per 100 klms towing the boat up there and got 10.3 litres per 100 klms on the return tr...

Gday... Rather than have further 'off topic' conversations about catch cans drag the 'Towing with a Jeep" thread further astray, I thought I would ask my question in a fresh thread. Many people on this, and other forums, talk about how they have had their vehicle for many 1,000s of Km (some 300,000Km+...

An old man is walking in Hastings Street, Noosa, and passes a Hooker standing at her door. She gestures to him: " Grandpaps why don't we give it a try?" "No Girlie, that is no longer possible for me", he replies. Says the Hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try at least?" They undress a...

Some of these needed more than luck as well.....Hoo Roo

Have this in the Travel with Pets section but no luck with responses so will try here. Looking at a road trip over a few weeks later in the year. Is there a site where I could readily get a list of the beaches where we could take our pooch and let him have a run around? Happy to hear about any specific beaches yo...

A farmer goes to a livestock dealer and buys an anvil, a bucket, two chickens, and a goose. The farmer looks at his purchases and says, Damn, I WALKED here. How am I gonna carry all this home?The livestock dealer said, Why dont you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken unde...

1. Find a woman that makes you laugh. 2. Find a woman who has a job and likes housework 3. Find a woman who is honest. 4. Find a woman who is awesome in the bedroom. 5. Find a woman who will wait on you hand and foot. 6. Most of all it is very important that these five women never meet.

A husband and wife were celebrating their 30th anniversary. One of their divorced friends approached them and congratulated them on the big achievement. I have to know, whats your secret to staying so happy? the divorcee asked. Well, the husband answered. She has a university degree in communicat...

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Dillon, Montana for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the s...

Have a look at these old timers..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mgr-QIZxHw

Hi there, I was wondering if anyone can recommend a Sprinter mechanic in Sydney, preferably north side of Sydney but willing (and able) to travel... Thanks so much for any suggestions!!

our pump hammers away like woody woodpecker , been doing some reading up for a fix , one was to install a bypass back to the tanks , well I have run three taps simitaneously and it still happens . Another suggestion was to get a smaller capac pump thet will be a last alternative any other ideas ?

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My husband and I are heading north from Adelaide at the end of May. We are stallholders at our local markets and wish to take our stall on the road until November. Ideally, heading up the middle to Darwin, then across to QLD, making our way slowly down through NSW and VIC, to arrive in Melbourne just in ti...