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Hi everyone, my name is Jill, I have recently retired (within the last 12 months) and are planning to start housesitting (experienced) and travelling around this wonderful country (very inexperienced) in the next coming months. Not sure where to start at present, but I will leave that up to the lap...

Hi Everyone Anyone here know anything about Fusion Caravans, in particular, Predator Off Road Pop Top. Look forward to all the feed back. Regards Hendo

Another old classic...Hoo Roo

Fasten your seat belt....Theresa May get to 10 Downing Street....Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Monday 21st of January 2019 04:39:16 PM

Last magazine out next month, used to like a read.

A British doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we can cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he will be looking for a job."The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we can take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he will be looking for a job."...

Hi all and thanks for the add. I've been invited to join some seasoned caravanners on a lap around Australia, leaving April. That's just three months time... I've got the 4WD but not the van. I'm after something small for just me, easy to tow and with a few creature comforts. It will be six months after...

Ukulele band, click on link and keep watching............really gets going. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLgJ7pk0X-s

The Englishman's wife steps up to the first tee. As she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford them" she r...

Got a phone call this morning from a cousin. She wanted to see if I was ok. My name had appeared in the death announcements in her local paper. I assured I felt ok and she wouldn't have to worry about attending a funeral next week. It seems that the spelling of the first, second and surname were all the same a...

A man was walking along a beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp. Reluctantly, the genie said: "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However, because of what you did, I will also giv...

1.Who remembers the cap gun when we were kids...?......and they smelled great when fired....double them over for louder bang....Hoo Roo

My father was given 120mg syringes of Clexane in hospital. The same dose is available at the pharmacy, but is not on the PBS. However, doses of 20mg and 100mg are covered by PBS. So, instead of a single injection, he injects himself twice, and presumably the taxpayer pays more for this inconvenience. D...

An englishman an irishman and a scotsman were in the sweltering desert walking around looking desperatly for something to eat and drink, when, as if out of nowhere, a camel appeared. The englishman caught the camel and spluttered I support "Liverpool, so I suppose I better eat the liver." The scotsm...

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well sister, this looks pretty grim." "...

Q: What do you call a camel without a hump? A: Humphrey (Hump-free). Q: Did you hear about the camel who was accused of stock fraud? A: He took part in a hump and dump scheme. Q: Why did the Taliban school alternate Sex Education classes with Drivers Ed.? A: They only had one camel. Q. What do you call a Talib...