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Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Jimmy said, Im gonna do dat when I win da lottery. What's dat den? asks Mikey. Send me lawn away to be mowed." ---------------------------------------- Somewhere in Ireland, a teacher asks her class: "Can a...

A husband and wife are flying to Australia for a two week holiday to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. Suddenly, the captain announces: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. "Luckily, I see...

There is a new wine on the market. When you drink it you don't have to get up during the night to go to the bathroom. It's called Pinot More.

An elderly couple were taking a stroll when a seagull flies over & relieves itself on the old lady's head. "Yuk" she said, "Quick, get me some toilet tissue'. "What for?" asks the man, "he must be half a mile away by now!"

Hi Am churning over if to head East from WA to Sydney then up the East coast up and over the top to Darwin then head south Via Gibb River Road then down West Coast IE big lap but not sure the time of year best suited to crossing. Im in BT50 with roof top tent looking for fishing ie Barra and Mangrove jacks if any...

hi all i want to put another battery in the van there is one on the right hand side under the bed i was thinking of putting this one in the left hand side under the bed "question" can i do this and just use longer cables and if so is that ok . "question 2 " the cables is it just + to + - to - there is a...

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Thunder down under! Welcome to my December update, sit back and read away. It won't take long at all this month.I might start off with a couple of places I visited while still in Young NSW that I didn't mention last update. First was Eugowra Slightly North West of Young, this is a lovely...

Our MY12 Blue Sky Radiance 24 footer, absolutely brilliant van. We tow with a MY15 DMAX auto van is 3250kg. -- Edited by BennytheBall1958 on Saturday 10th of November 2018 10:03:11 AM

G'day all I am aware of various postings & comments on a variety of discussion forums about this topic, and so far, beyond some people saying "leave it to the CMCA" it seems that little is happening to protect our way of life I would like to do something more than 'leave it to others' and am wondering w...

I follow this FB page... https://www.facebook.com/groups/triptracks/ Aussie Paul.

has anyone travelled this road in the last few months? TIA Bas

An 80-year-old man is having his annual check up and the doctor asks him how hes feeling. Ive never been better! he replies. Ive got an 18-year-old bride whos pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that? The doctor considers this for a moment, then says: Well, let me tell you a story. I know...

Before you consider signing a Sales Contract, and commit to any financial transaction Hi 'Vanners Buying a caravan is a very big investment, and it is essential that a potential-buyer thoroughly does their "home-work" beforehand, to best-ensure that they make a sound and wise investment. Fir...

A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said "s**t, I missed." The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next swing, he missed again. "s**t, I m...

A drunk walked into the local pub and, after staring at the only woman seated at the bar for some time, he walked over to her and kissed her. She immediately jumped out of her seat and slapped him silly. Im sorry, he said. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her. Why you worthless, insufferabl...

I have been recently studying online maps and find that many are sadly lacking in as much as they are not up to date. It was bought to my attention when I learned that the road from Rolleston to Blackwater in Queensland has been upgraded to bitumen and I believe this work was completed in late 2017 or early...

I thought this was worth sharing. It starts with Toby Keith playing golf with Clint Eastwood. That sets the stage. At one point, Eastwood said to Keith, I turn 88 on Monday. What are you going to do? Keith asked. Im going to shoot a movie, Eastwood replied, with filming scheduled to begi...

I am travelling in a Toyota Hiace, not 4WD and would like to do Gregory Downs to Lawn Hill in May. Any info on road condition would be appreciated. Thanks.