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Last week I purchased a lovely motorhome, my first. It is 14 years old, but in terrific condition and with low mileage. The south of river dealer in Perth was extremely friendly, and helpful - I would have said knowledgeable, BUT! He spent over an hour explaining how every thing worked to this newbie, w...

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed that the man had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked the man why he was wearing his collar backwards... The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father...' The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'...

We have been proved right. Sydneysiders should avoid Melburnians!

We have a 6 ft. Square tube and welded wire fence in the front yard, and last Saturday, when I heard some thieving Punks might be bringing their BS out to the country, I wanted to make sure they ran into a little resistance before meeting my 12 Gauge, so I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the...

So. In the next few months (before Christmas at any rate) I am going North. First stop Broome. After that? Who knows? I will not be taking the van or animals initially. Just me, the car and my pillow and sleeping bag (although I prefer real beds). Suggestions on overnight stops? I will have to get the...

Pull over to pass area coming up . Pre warning . Pic in Vic good idea .,

Has anyone used the new Toowoomba bypass yet?

Bubba the Redneck from Georgia decides to travel across the south to Virginia to see God's country. When he gets to Franklin, he likes the place so much that he decides to stay. But first he must find a job: Bubba walks into an international paper company office and fills out an application as an experie...

Having just read the recent posts on relays, wiring diagrams and the like, as a bloke who's technical ability is close to zero, I am amazed at the wealth of knowledge on so many subjects that exists on the Nomad forums. We are lucky to have this info available for free.I have learned much over the years th...

An exotic disease potentially fatal to dogs has recentlybeen confirmed in northern Australia for the first time, with multiple cases reported in the Northern Territory and West Australia's Kimberley and Pilbara regions.Key points:The tick-borne disease occurs in tropical and sub-tropical r...

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Hi 2006 Ford Transit Jumbo Lwb High Roof 5 Sp Manual Smart shift Van Used as a work vehicle.Has intermittent mechanical issues with the automatic shift hence the lower price. Still drives. Engine is still in good condition.I spoke to the owner Including the possibility of transmission failure....

A turtle is crossing the road when hes mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies: I dont know. It all happened so fast.

A businessman was standing at the end of the pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The businessman complimented the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them....

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just sayin Wish I read these when I was younger... Confucius Say.... Kiss is merely shopping upstairs, For merchandise downstairs. Confucius Say. Better to lose a lover Than love a loser. Confucius Say. Man with broken condomOften called Daddy Confucius Say.Sex is sa...

Evening. I have just fitted a diesel heater, works great, I am running 10 to1 kerosene, Can that help with algae in the Dieses.

A rubbish collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks, but th...