Not a joke as such, but will bring a smile to your face in these difficult times.
Jay&Dee
Getting a gun licence
Yesterday I got my permit to carry a concealed weapon. So, today I went over to the local Gun shop to get a 9 mm handgun for home/personal protection.
When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said,
"Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the government about gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!
As a senior citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back on. I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. I still don't think I looked that bad! I just need to wear underwear more often.
The things we say which have a double meaning . Was helping next door fit a board on wall . She said hold it there while find the hole and screw it !! I said I hope the neighbours didnt hear that !!
