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As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: 10 lamb chops, please. Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dogs mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a...

Good Evening All. My Camec 4 seasons hatch has started leaking in the corners facing the storm fronts that we are experiencing at the moment. We have had some very heavy squalls accompanied with severe wilds; Mandurah WA in the last few weeks. At first I thought the rain was bouncing off the roof and ent...

Hello to all the readers of this forum. As a "mid sixties" couple based in Victoria, my wife and I have decided to become caravaning travellers and I am going though the process of examining caravan options. Our target is dual axle 20 footers towed within the restrictions of a Pajero. We will be on-road...

My recently purchased 2006 Jayco Conquest users Fiat Ducato 2.8 turbo diesel mechanics. The power steering fluid is on the minimum mark and the book says to use Tutela GI/A fluid. I can't get that, so what is an equivalent that will mix with it? Thanks folks

Gran used to make these (back in the 40's) - just saw the recipe on a Facebook post. RECIPE 1. Preheat the oven to 180°C. Grease and line a baking sheet. 2. Break McVities Digestives on the perforated lines into smaller 1-by-3-inch rectangles, and lay them out on the prepared baking sheet as close toget...

GULF AREAS STILL OFF LIMITS Mount Isa police are reminding travellers they're not permitted to visit Burketown, Gregory, Doomadgee, Mornington Island or Sweers Island over the school holidays. Access to remote communities remains restricted under Queensland's Public Health Act. Police have...

Hi all. Late last year I replaced the skin of my nearly 18 yo awning. Costing nearly $500 and a bit of time on my hands I thought I would install a Jaydes Awning Saver. At $85 and half an hours work I think it is a good investment to protect my awning from the weather. Also decided to fit min flaps as I have pipes...

Looking to get a small vehicle and tow behind the Ducato MH. Any advise from people who currently do it

hello every one , Harry here. just found out from my son about the pre-approval paperwork needed to get into SA. it will be on sa.gov.au or sa police page, it will be available from 1.7.20. HB

Does anyone know where I can get a workshop manual for a 2003 Ford Transit. I am located near Newcastle NSW.

Clever boy.......

Paddy is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks him, "Are you ready to fi...

Does anyone know who does road service for motor homes.

Stayed at Tara Lagoon camp on Saturday night. The camp is between the lagoon and the showgrounds. Nice bitumen area right on the lagoon. Brand new amenities block consisting of 4 toilet/shower ensuites (Saturday was first time in use) Six power points to connect into. Cemented walking track be...

Just a question may be some one can answer .Can you change a interior dome light that has a horse shoe shape bulb with a led without buying the complete light. Kind regards in advance Burgs

Another take on the angry Scottish pizza guy......

Broken Hill to Tibooburra bitumin all the way. Completed last week

I concur with the following comments. Mind you, therefore it is sort of my view.This is so true and getting out of hand As a man, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me "Privileged", a racist &a...

Condom use on an aircraftA man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eyeing each other, and both realize they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted. "Rear toilet?" He suggests. "Five minutes", she agrees and goes off. He wait...