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Does anyone know where I can get a workshop manual for a 2003 Ford Transit. I am located near Newcastle NSW.

Clever boy.......

Paddy is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon, he asks him, "Are you ready to fi...

Does anyone know who does road service for motor homes.

Stayed at Tara Lagoon camp on Saturday night. The camp is between the lagoon and the showgrounds. Nice bitumen area right on the lagoon. Brand new amenities block consisting of 4 toilet/shower ensuites (Saturday was first time in use) Six power points to connect into. Cemented walking track be...

Just a question may be some one can answer .Can you change a interior dome light that has a horse shoe shape bulb with a led without buying the complete light. Kind regards in advance Burgs

Another take on the angry Scottish pizza guy......

Broken Hill to Tibooburra bitumin all the way. Completed last week

I concur with the following comments. Mind you, therefore it is sort of my view.This is so true and getting out of hand As a man, I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me "Privileged", a racist &a...

Condom use on an aircraftA man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight. They start eyeing each other, and both realize they want to do the same thing. He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted. "Rear toilet?" He suggests. "Five minutes", she agrees and goes off. He wait...

Last week I purchased a lovely motorhome, my first. It is 14 years old, but in terrific condition and with low mileage. The south of river dealer in Perth was extremely friendly, and helpful - I would have said knowledgeable, BUT! He spent over an hour explaining how every thing worked to this newbie, w...

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed that the man had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked the man why he was wearing his collar backwards... The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father...' The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'...

We have been proved right. Sydneysiders should avoid Melburnians!

We have a 6 ft. Square tube and welded wire fence in the front yard, and last Saturday, when I heard some thieving Punks might be bringing their BS out to the country, I wanted to make sure they ran into a little resistance before meeting my 12 Gauge, so I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the...

So. In the next few months (before Christmas at any rate) I am going North. First stop Broome. After that? Who knows? I will not be taking the van or animals initially. Just me, the car and my pillow and sleeping bag (although I prefer real beds). Suggestions on overnight stops? I will have to get the...

Pull over to pass area coming up . Pre warning . Pic in Vic good idea .,

Has anyone used the new Toowoomba bypass yet?

Bubba the Redneck from Georgia decides to travel across the south to Virginia to see God's country. When he gets to Franklin, he likes the place so much that he decides to stay. But first he must find a job: Bubba walks into an international paper company office and fills out an application as an experie...

Having just read the recent posts on relays, wiring diagrams and the like, as a bloke who's technical ability is close to zero, I am amazed at the wealth of knowledge on so many subjects that exists on the Nomad forums. We are lucky to have this info available for free.I have learned much over the years th...