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Thanks everyone for your kind thoughts. I have to wait for a couple of weeks for the results. The test seemed to go fine, the hospital staff were wonderful, the food was typical. So it's back to Cairns tomorrow after enjoying the hospitality of the "Cupies". Cheers Chris

Can anyone tell me of an easy way of making single beds in the van ...the beds are not as wide as normal single beds and there is quite a lot of excess sheet that needs tucking in. My back is almost broken when I have finished making the beds.I have beautiful white cotton sheets and don't want to cut them up t...

Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee." "Oh, that's awful!" "You're not kidd...

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said 'How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin - in every way' The doctor told him,...

This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Sydney he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches, and she replied that she was hungry. And my husband wo...

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Essex.. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes when a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: 'I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What m...

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Can anyone help me with my problem? I am travelling to the Cape later this year and want to leave my caravan somewhere near Cairns that isn't too expensive.

Hi everyone, We're new here. Not sure of the protocol, but it seems most people like to know what your rig is so we drive a Landcruiser 100 and tow a trailer with all our gear. We're both grey but still working so we tend to get away twice a year for a good trip, and set up and stay. Living in Melbourne now but l...

A lot of RV clubs are coming on board with the "Leave No Trace" Scheme and are urging RV'ers to be self contained when camping if possible. Some are also urging local councils to provide overnight parking on town showgrounds and other rest or free camping areas only to those who are fully sel...

Hi everyone, I had a lovely day today with Monica in Nambucca Heads. She gave me a guided tour, coffee and we had fish and chips for lunch. Just perfect for a crappy, wet, windy day. Was great meeting a fellow solo and forum member. And how cool is Max. Hes gorgeous! Mon has spurned me into action and so Im...

Has anyone heard how Chris (Cruising Granny) is getting on.

Two Garbage Bags A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, 'Ma'am, there are $2...

I bought a deodorant stick today. I'd never used one before, so I read the instructions. They said 'Remove top and slowly push up bottom' I'm in Casualty at the moment, but my farts smell lovely!!!

Hi all we are planning on taking a few days break before we have to get back for daughter - in - law to have radiation treatment are planning on going from home S.A to Horsham does anyone know of a caravan park and fees in or near Horsham or any free camps. Thanks a lot Helena.

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the racq has been asking motorists here in queensland, to sign a petition to try to stop the queensland govement,from taking off the 8cents subsidy on fuel. 176,000 motorists signed it ( including me ) so much for democracy the govement wouldnt even look a...

Its unusual...its intersting and a certain German kayaker (who is currently approaching Broome from Darwin by kayak, after beginning her circumnavigation of Australia in Melbourne 148 days ago) needs your help. The link below will explain. http://qajaqunderground.com/2009/06/14/special...