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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your jo...

Barcaldine has a GN volenteer project going for 2009.Projects you can get involved in include; Workers heritage centre Cemetery-grave stone restoration 60's & better- DEVELOP GARDEN St Josephs Primary- Fungas Researcg Program Lagoon Creek-Tree planting, Bird Holes Musuem-maintenance...

Mid-Life Crisis After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV; but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal. Now I have a $500,00...

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife repli...

So easy and tasty. Ideal with a BBQ for 4. Or have it twice. Take a large bowl and add the following ingredients in layers: 1 pre washed bag of spinach 1 pre washed bag of rocket 1/5 red onion chopped into rings 1/5 cucumber sliced 4 large mushrooms quartered 1 Mango diced = chopped into squares 1 Orange dic...

Geez, Dave, I wish i'd known you lived there. I would have dropped in. I stayed overnight at Hawker on the way back from Leigh Creek and Arkaroola...then Port Augusta O/nite before I switched course and headed toward the Central Coast in NSW to pick up my son....(i was headed for the Nullabor)....I kno...

well mr R Ranger sir, I see you have returned from the golden triangle, what I wish to know is how did you fair, have you a bag full of "loot" or simply, like I, a bag full of ringpulls, pray tell of your accomplishments and whilst on the subject has anyone else had any luck anywhere with the "...

does anyone collect stamps, I just bought a flashy hands free thingy from china and I have three stamps from there one is a $20 green stamp with a little blue birdy, another is a $5 tanny colored with an orangey colored bird and the other is a 10c blue one with a white breasted sea eagle on it these stamps ar...

True Friendship "Aussie Style"None of that SissyCrap .. Are you tired of those piss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute little smiley fa...

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding across the plains one day, when Tonto suddenly ****ed his ear at a passing falcoln's cry. "Kemosabe... Apache to East!" he whispered. The Lone Ranger looked to his faithful companion. "What do we do?" Tonto pondered a moment. "We rid...

Here I sit in my van in a van park in Cairns, reading my Camps 4. What does that mean? It means I'm getting itchy and twitchy to hitch up and hit the road again. Talk about restless! But I'm stuck here for medical stuff. I've been here for 8 months now. When I pulled up I thought a couple of weeks would do it...

a man took his 84 year old father shopping for new shoes, whilst sitting on a bench waiting to be served he spied his father staring at a young feller who had multi colored spiked hair everytime the young feller turned around he seen the old man staring at him eventually he asked the old man "what w...

Further to recent exchanges about what fridge to buy, what's the consensus about fridge sizing? I plan to travel long-term either solo or two adults maximum. I had a look at 40-litre Engels at the Perth C&C show recently and they are not very big inside. But the 60-litres jobbies are about $600 mor...

I was going through the picture forum and seen a bird posted by JRH. John if your out there could u tell me the type of a bird that was u posted on the 29 sep 08 it is on top row furthest to the right. got me stumped lol loved the photos taken by those who have posted gawd i usualy take pics of the sky or my...

Went to the Sydney show on the weekend after procrastinating for months on the type of carriage we wanted to travel in.[Been to at least half dozen shows]Hours on line looking at second handies,reading this forum for months [sorry Basil maybe fora ]Finally ordered a new 18ft Golden Eagle van.Delive...

Memory was something you lost with age An aplication was for emploment A program was a tv show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spiders home A CD was a bank account A hard drive was was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse li...

a flea was feeling tottally worn out and needed a holiday, he went in to a travel department to see about a week out in the sun the tourism officer said to him "we have just the thing, a week in ringo starr's hair, it'll be great, south of france and in a celebritys hair" flea "I'll take it&...

Woke up this morning 7am cause Peppa my faithfull companion wanted to go out for pee pee, or to chase a rabbit, who knows. Anyway I crawled out from under the dooner to see a white wonderland outside. Pumpkins now a wilting reminder of summer past, and basil a gooey mess. This is my second year back experi...

I love this Doctor Q:Doctor,I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? ! A:Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it.... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like sayin...