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Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and...

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' ! 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' 'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later...

Why is it so....?? Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Why is a per...

Apparently it was never broken. Took it to Arctic Cold in Hervey Bay today. Spent sometime checking it over, seems it was working ok. So he checked the wiring from fridge through to fuse box. It was loose at the fuse box end and couldn't be tightened, thread must have been worn. Causing the power into the...

After a few weeks looking for the hot weather and some good fishing spots, we have had 10 days a Tumby bay and caught 1 squid off the jetty, 2 nights at Pt Lincoln and caught nothing, 1 night at Dutton bay and caught 1 whiting. Now at top touristCeduna for 2 days and caught 10 blue swimmers and I don't know wh...

Currently in Esperance but moving to Munglinup Beach on Sat. Anyone been there?

Theatre Seats for Seniors An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The old man didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "...

Hot and Cold Sex: After an examination, the doctor said to his patient: 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?' 'In fact, I do.' said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her t...

A couple of weeks ago we spent an excellent time at Munglinup Beach Caravan Park. The hosts Mick, Robyn and Wendy offer Senior rates and have a singalong most evenings. What a great way to meet your fellow travellers! It is an Eco park which welcomes pets and as the hosts use the camp kitchen, it is kept...

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Our home made step, put the non slip grip strips on it, works a treat. Fits neatly in the step well. cheers whitey2. -- Edited by whitey2 on Monday 3rd of March 2014 05:14:53 PM

This is probably the best Prayer for any "older" couple before bedtime..

On dash cam van overtakes road train - Please Drive safely

We'd love to hear of a good spot to "hide" during the Easter hols, inland or north of Perth please?

After having had my jockey wheel deflate a couple of times and not finding a suitable solution to the problem, finally had someone helpful finally explain how to solve my problem. Apparently some of the expanding products to fill a tyre to make it a solid tyre can be more trouble than they are worth and n...

Howdy all, Just a quick one please. Would someone tell me what the road from Bega across to the Monaro Hwy is like please. I know what the Monaro is like and have travelled it before. I am thinking of going that way up to Penrith NSW as it one hour shorter than up the coast.

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Last Sunday we decided to get some Petrol Money by taking a trailer load of goods to the Local Flee markets, We, ( The Daughter & I ) did alright and were home again in a few hours with enough to fill our tanks with fuel. It wasn't until we started to reload the trailer that we realised, we had boxes with...

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Mick and Paddy have been invited to a party. They turn up, only to find out its a fancy dress party but the host tells them they cant come in unless they are dressed as an emotion. Whats an emotions? asks Mick. The host points to a lady dressed entirely in green. Shes come as Envy and that bloke over there dr...