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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you...

ALWAYS WONDERED !!!!!!! DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!! It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!! IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO RUNNING DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!! Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in th...

The ButtocksA married couple was in a terrible accident where theMan's face was severely burned. The doctor told theHusband that they couldn't graft any skin from his bodyBecause he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donateSome of her own skin. However, the only skin on her bodyThat the doctor f...

THREE LITTLE BOYS were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized and didn't go to Sunday school. So they we...

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A mate in the States sent a series of maps that help us understand the world better - concentrations of population, countries with and without McDonalds, left and right side driving, etc. Interesting and enlightening stuff. I saved all the maps and assembled them into an album which you can see here (...

Gday... 1614 - The legendary Pocahontas, who saved Captain John Smith from execution by the Indians, marries English colonist John Rolfe. 1932 - Australia's best-known racehorse, Phar Lap, dies under suspicious circumstances. 1971 - Italy's Mount Etna erupts. 1999 - ...

Gday... 1848 - Leichhardt departs Roma, Queensland, on his third and final expedition, never to be seen again. 1820 - The foundation stone is laid for what later becomes the magnificent Queen Victoria Building in Sydney. 1929 - The only dam-burst in Australia's history to cau...

Please spare a thought for the man who told his wife he was going on a business trip to China on that Malaysian Airlines Flight No MH. 370, and now can't come out of his girlfriend's flat.

hi all and still grandkid seating. -- Edited by gst on Thursday 3rd of April 2014 08:44:29 PM

Can anyone recommend a brand of tinting for my windows? Also any recommendations of good place to get it done in Adelaide? Cheers

I shared this article some time back about Kapunda in SA becoming an RV friendly town. I just contacted the council about were the camp site only to be informed that while the info in the article was correct at the time of publication, council has since debated the matter and since there is also a commerc...

Hi All, To those that have been to "Greens", is the toilet a "drop" or flush? I'm traveling from WA to Bathurst NSW in a camper/tent & then to "Greens" to say G'day to those that are there. I've got a Thetfort 365, but plan to stay in c/p's all the way, to & from, ex...

Thought I'd just mention it now as the original thread will be out of site on page two soon. Sorry if this upsets some. As you can see I have a small problem with fonts as I had to do things a different way to start with. Will get it sorted soon when I get a chance.

So another starts and hits the road Some Peeps dont have enough to do This was sent to me yesterday no doubt Many will believe -------- Original Message -------- A theory BUT RATHER SCARY !!!!!!! Have you heard of this conspiracy theory re the disappearance of MH 370? The story goes...

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept look...

A bloke I know is walking behind his wife and says, "Baby, your arse is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine." The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex. The wife says: "I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small loa...

A ventriloquist is touring the outback and puts on a show in a small RSL club. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde in fourth row stands on her chair and shouts, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can...