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Stopped at Tullamore show grounds NSW last night just before a thunderstorm. Only one here but no trees and high and 'dry' site with power and water. Amenities ok but no light in there this morning and since they are one of the rare places with no gaps for bugs to get in I found them a bit dark! Was going nor...

WARNING ABOUT eBAY Be careful what you buy on eBay. If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. A friend has just spent $95, plus postage, on a penis enlarger. The Bastards sent him a magnifying glass. The brief instructions said, "Do not use in sunlight."

'Colonoscopy' !! Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, on a recommendation, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in Thailand . Where the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating. As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nur...

How to Lock Your Car and Why (This has Happened on SunshineCoast) An incident similar to this happened to a friend who parked at a shopping center, on the Sunshine Coastabout a month ago, There was no sign of a breakin but he lost Laptop, Navman,Camera, and other valuables from his car and the boot...

In an online story about MH370 our faithful ABC referred to Malaysia's director general of information, Dato Haji Ibrahim Abdul Rahman, has defended his government's approach to disseminating information etc etc It then went on to say Mr Dato. Another well researched/edited article as Dato is a...

A neighbour in a very posh caravan hangs out their sleeping bags to air each day, and this got me to thinking. We have always used sheets/blankets even in the camper-trailer, but maybe sleeping bags would be easier? What do you use in your M/home or caravan??

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I was in a pub in far Western Queensland last Saturday night, when this really brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed my arse and said, "Give me your number, sexy." I replied "Have you got a pen?"She smiled and said "Yes." I replied, "Well you better get back...

Well we did our trip down to the hospital seems we got the all clear the melanoma team will be taking a further look into the scan but basically got told its all looking good ,apart from being riddled with arthritis im now on a permanent drug that is called targin its a tad like endone but not as many side eff...

How many feminist intellectuals does it take to change a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and many more to discuss the passive role of the socket!

WhyI Like Retirement ! Question:How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question:When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question:How many retirees to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question:What's the bigg...

Three old men were sitting together in the nursing home playing cards. One said he was going up the stairs to have a bath. As the two other men were not far away they could hear him; "Was I getting into the bath?, or out of the bath?","Was I getting into the bath?, or out of the bath?",...

Just had the tug serviced and it was discovered that the rear cab (not tub) mounting bolts were missing. Rang Nissan to complain but they wouldn't help due to age and mileage of vehicle. The parts required to repair are expensive at $237.02. I would suggest that all owners check their navaras for the sa...

I came across a boat review on one of my favourite Kayak sites, for the ORA folding kayak. Looking for more information, I goggled ORA and found to my surprise that it was listed in The Grey Nomads Leisure & Recreation page. The one there looks like a rather iffy dingy. If you look on the link below,...

CONFESSIONAL BOX A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Miller High Life on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on...

A Sunday School teacher was testing children in a Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. 'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?' 'NO!' the children answered. 'If I...

A.A.A.D.D.- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notic...

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from The hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no...

Woke up this morning with another cold sore starting. Thankfully I carry Virasolve with me so no problem getting straight onto it. Will take a while to go as always. I get at least 3 a year, always in the same spot on my top lip. Have asked the doctor about it, nothing they can do, caused by a virus etc, etc. I...