Conjoined twins walk into a pub in Sydney and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip, I'm John, he's Jim. Two VB's thanks"

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holidays yet, lads?"

"Off to the States next month," says John. "We go to the States every year, hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim"?

Jim Agrees.

"Ah, The States!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country- the climate, the beer, the culture..."

"Nah, we don't like that American crap," says John. "Pies, peas and VB, that's us, hey, Jim?

And, we can't stand the Yanks; not civil and polite like us Aussies."

"So why keep going to the States?" asked the bartender.

"It's the only time Jim gets to drive."