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SERENITY Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied.... 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.. She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewi...

Bob, a middle-aged Australian tourist on his first time in America, locates the red light district and enters a large brothel.The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the client. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whisp...

Please don't take this question the wrong way. but how long will Greens Lake remain a free camp when so many people use it to their advantage and stay for extended periods? Also with so many free camping it's costing the water authority? to keep it clean and tidy ( toilets, mowing garbage removal ) not to...

Just a "heads up" for anyone interested, Quirindi Caravan Park, 45 min from Tamworth has vacancies over the Tamworth week.

Just a quick query.If you are traveling around Australia. You are a self funded retiree and you like fishing. Do you have to have a licence from every state. PLEASE tell me there's a loophole that you know about and you don't. Dave

Diesel at Peak Hill between Parkes and Dubbo on the Newell Highway is -99c a litre. Word has it that an agent for "Caltex" is purchasing the site with the intention to set up a major road house. Caltex/Vortex fuels to be sold with all the add ons. Current diesel prices reflect their intention...

A woman in Ireland driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun lying in wait.The policeman pulled her over, walked up to the car, with a patronising smirk and asked, "What's your hurry?"She replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh...

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about? In fact, I do, said the old man. After I make love to my wife, the first time I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after we make love the second time, I am usually c...

An old guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a young hot girl walking in. He asked the trainer standing next to him, "What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby." Aussie Paul...

Gday... 1. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barberqueue 2. Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks! 3. What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick 4. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nos...

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The tiny town of Grass Patch is about 60 Klms north of Esperance, WA. Right now it's the "nerve centre" of operations to help repair many klms of burnt out farms and farminging fences. My partner, Jennifer, and I worked in Blazeaid for 18 months in Qld; Vic. and NSW before coming over to WA. If...

Having read his posts with interest I pose the question; How young is Young Simmo????

Took the plunge, after blowing two gboxes on the courier @ $2200 each and bought a 2011 dmax. Long range tank, and ARB suspension, dualbattery seup and only 44000 klms. Morepower, less fuel consumption.$10000 and traded in the courier. I think it was a good deal. Will post how in goes. Bill -- Edited by...

Hi all. We have recently purchased a van with 14 inch rims and want to change them to 15 inch rims. This doesn't seem to be as simple as we first thought due to compliance issues. Does anyone know the name of a mechanical engineer in the greater Brisbane region who would offer advice, certify this chang...

Todd River in flood Wow that will certainly give the area a good clean up which is long over due . Pity the inland will now be littered with tonnes of beer cans and beer wrappers.

I wonder if us pensioners started to carry out terrorist attacks, how much would they pay us extra to deradicalize?

With the Xmas holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with you all about drinking and driving after a "social event" with friends.This past Friday, I was out on a pre xmas evening with several friends. I had a few beers, followed by several glasses of wine. Despite my jol...