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Gday... 1. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barberqueue 2. Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks! 3. What do you call a boomerang that does not come back? A stick 4. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nos...

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The tiny town of Grass Patch is about 60 Klms north of Esperance, WA. Right now it's the "nerve centre" of operations to help repair many klms of burnt out farms and farminging fences. My partner, Jennifer, and I worked in Blazeaid for 18 months in Qld; Vic. and NSW before coming over to WA. If...

Having read his posts with interest I pose the question; How young is Young Simmo????

Took the plunge, after blowing two gboxes on the courier @ $2200 each and bought a 2011 dmax. Long range tank, and ARB suspension, dualbattery seup and only 44000 klms. Morepower, less fuel consumption.$10000 and traded in the courier. I think it was a good deal. Will post how in goes. Bill -- Edited by...

Hi all. We have recently purchased a van with 14 inch rims and want to change them to 15 inch rims. This doesn't seem to be as simple as we first thought due to compliance issues. Does anyone know the name of a mechanical engineer in the greater Brisbane region who would offer advice, certify this chang...

Todd River in flood Wow that will certainly give the area a good clean up which is long over due . Pity the inland will now be littered with tonnes of beer cans and beer wrappers.

I wonder if us pensioners started to carry out terrorist attacks, how much would they pay us extra to deradicalize?

With the Xmas holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with you all about drinking and driving after a "social event" with friends.This past Friday, I was out on a pre xmas evening with several friends. I had a few beers, followed by several glasses of wine. Despite my jol...

http://www.candm.com.au/the-simple-breakaway-cable-mistake-so-many-make/?mc_cid=cd12dd86d7&mc_eid=9be2872b40I put this in General, rather than Techie's or Tips & Ideas as I f...

Does anyone have any experience of these and also who supplies them. Most of the reels I have seen come with a preloaded hose not suitable for drinking. Any help would be appreciated. keith

A vagabond, tired and hungry, was trudging along a country road in England when he came upon a roadside inn called "George and the Dragon." He knocked on the door. The innkeeper's wife stuck her head out of a window. "Could ye spare some food please?" he asked. The woman looked...

One day a father, on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?We have: Work Out Barbie for $19....

Gday... SEE ! ! ! ! ..... I put it in Just Joking

AND ...... let's just smile at it (coz I did) and move on ..... I did NOT put it up to start a "let's bash a JEEP" exchange so let's all keep our knickers un-twisted. ... and I hope Santa isn't really gonna be late - so Merry Christmas etc etc...

loved greens lake? Thanks doug for the info, put Colorado in manual on the way home. Had a wonderful birthday camping and chatting to Neil and sue. Nice people.

Rhonda and I would like to thank all who attended our wee happy hour last night, Heather, Norma, Faye, Sandra, Marge John, Doug, Paul, Dave. also thank you for your well wishes and fellowship. -- Edited by Old Crofter on Friday 18th of December 2015 06:02:41 PM

For the past 3 months we've been staying out on a farm in WA. Water is in short supply in the area and the bore water is a light chocolate colour so you don't drink it or wash your clothes in it. We have an arrangement with the caretaker of the nearest towns CP to go in every 2-3 days and collect scheme water (ab...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFO6ZhUW38w I love this - it's pure genius - even though it flies in the face of most things I believe lol lol. My daughter was born with natural orange hair - her favourite Minchin song is - Prejudice. Words: Only a ginger can call another ginger.........ginger...