Ummmm.... This one a bit sus.... Have a smile.....
Bubba
The football coach noticed that Bubba, his star player, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your secret?"
Bubba replies, "Well, Coach, whenever I'm about to have sex, I always whip it out and bang it on the top of the dresser like a hammer. That numbs it and I can keep going at 'em for hours!" The coach went home early the next day. He entered the bedroom and heard his wife in the shower.
Seeing a window of opportunity, he tore off his clothes and began to bang his erect member on the dresser. His wife stuck her head out of the shower and yelled, "That you Bubba?"