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Woohooo, I'm now on the road full time (apart from a short break over Christmas/New Year with family in Brisbane). However, excitement is tinged with sadness at leaving friends Sue and her son Tom, and Gayle (Sheba) in Cawarral, and also the loss of my friend Peter (Ontos45) a couple of weeks ago to COP...

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We no longer need to be politically correct about how we approach our Christmas season. My daughter just send me this picture from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. These are her words: Lots of Christmas decorations, Merry Christmas signs and carols. They're definitely not trying to ban Christmas here! Do...

In the current RAC Horizons mag an article about this road suggest that it is " easier to drive than you may think" which differs from information I have been previously given from other sources which suggests among other things that its a great way to wreck your caravan. Could some of you m...

Gday... Hope the attached ramblings are interesting to some. OH ... and season's greetings. cheers - John

http://www.elfyourself.com/ I hope this works!! Sorry it keeps crashing on me. -- Edited by Lesley F on Saturday 19th of December 2015 09:52:06 PM -- Edited by Lesley F on Sunday 20th of December 2015 10:04:24 AM -- Edited by Lesley F on Sunday 20th of December 2015 01:10:25 PM

At a ****tail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.' __________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day s...

I have said this before and I need to say it again. We need a Grey Nomad flag. In a quick check of this forum, I found suggestions for a flag as early as 2012. I raised this issue about a year ago, and got a response from Cindy advising that there were problems with the proposed supplier and alternatives we...

SERENITY Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?' '98,' she replied.... 'Two years older than me' 'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.. She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it? Reporters interviewi...

Bob, a middle-aged Australian tourist on his first time in America, locates the red light district and enters a large brothel.The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the client. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whisp...

Please don't take this question the wrong way. but how long will Greens Lake remain a free camp when so many people use it to their advantage and stay for extended periods? Also with so many free camping it's costing the water authority? to keep it clean and tidy ( toilets, mowing garbage removal ) not to...

Just a "heads up" for anyone interested, Quirindi Caravan Park, 45 min from Tamworth has vacancies over the Tamworth week.

Just a quick query.If you are traveling around Australia. You are a self funded retiree and you like fishing. Do you have to have a licence from every state. PLEASE tell me there's a loophole that you know about and you don't. Dave

Diesel at Peak Hill between Parkes and Dubbo on the Newell Highway is -99c a litre. Word has it that an agent for "Caltex" is purchasing the site with the intention to set up a major road house. Caltex/Vortex fuels to be sold with all the add ons. Current diesel prices reflect their intention...

A woman in Ireland driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun lying in wait.The policeman pulled her over, walked up to the car, with a patronising smirk and asked, "What's your hurry?"She replied, "I'm late for work.""Oh...

After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about? In fact, I do, said the old man. After I make love to my wife, the first time I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after we make love the second time, I am usually c...

An old guy was working out at the gym when he spotted a young hot girl walking in. He asked the trainer standing next to him, "What machine should I use to impress that girl over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby." Aussie Paul...