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King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those horny Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Me...

Three engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" one of the accountants asks. "Watch and you'll see,"...

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I get it, UHF can be useful in many circumstances. However, I'm 67yo and the older I get the more simple I prefer my life to be. The less distractions, the less tools, gadgets, items to charge and I've found I'm a lot happier. Even my 5m caravan has been set up to minimalise packing up and setting up times...

Hi all, Well be passing through in a few days and looking for some place safe to stop for two nights with a caravan and swag for our teenager. Any recommendations from anyone would be appreciated. Mark

I note in this morning's news a car carrier is alight near The Netherlands coast, three thousand new vehicles on board, 25 of which are Electric Vehicles and suspected cause of fire. Electric car suspected in ship fire off Netherlands | news.com.au Australias leading news site

We are going to Fiji in few weeks and we know nothing about it. Could anymore who has been there give us few tips please. ..about money cash or cardwhat to see and what not to miss? And what not to do at all? Thanks in advance for your answers. REGARDS. GG

Why is it that there is so much dust & dirt under rugs. Particles infinitely larger than that could work their way through the tight weaving. These are Persian rugs, not rubbish from Australia retailers, some of them silk rugs. I vacuum regularly with a Nilfisk commercial vacuum V600, brillian...

Good Afternoon, I have a Retreat Fraser 199R July 2017 with 2 X 150w solar panels on the roof and 2 X 125 batteries two years old. Can someone please help me with why I run out of power after a couple of hours free camping. TIA from Merrill

We have a 6 ft. Square tube and welded wire fence in the front yard, and last Saturday, when I heard some thieving Punks might be bringing their BS out to the country, I wanted to make sure they ran into a little resistance before meeting my Kimber 9mm, so I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along th...

I want to replace the two 100Ah AGM house batteries in my caravan. I can disconnect the CTEK charger from the batteries, but they would still be charged from 3 roof top solar panels via a 30 amp solar charge controller. I want to stop the panels from charging the batteries before I disconnect them for rep...

There seems to be a push by people who have lost loved ones at rail crossing accidents, and others, to now have lights installed down the sides of trains. Spare me! Apart from the logistical nightmare of installing and monitoring the thousands of lights that would be needed on each train, this is anoth...

Hi all, A brief intro. My beautiful wife and myself have been vanning for the past 6 years, although the trips are not as frequent as we would like, we endeavour to get away as often as possible. We are hopeful that we can combine our travel and work obligations over the coming years and with new technolo...