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Yesterday morning my wife was placing her yoga mat down on the verandah when she noticed she had company - A Scrub python laying parallel to her mat just a couple of feet away, & looking interested in the open door to the bedroom. After closing the door, exercises were delayed & a few photos &...

An article in today's paper is warning of dangers involved in buying a caravan. Unfortunately, many caravanners do not join our forum until they need advice after purchasing an entirely unsuitable caravan, rather than seeking advice before purchase, so that we can help them. Some seem no...

This bloke walked into a chemist shop in Brisbane, and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and that as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.She then asked if she could help him. The bloke said that it was some...

Arthur is 75 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldnt see where it went.His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As t...

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and wit...

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and wit...

I called an old school friend and asked what was he doing. He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment".I was impressed......On further enquiring I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water .......Under his wife...

Due to the fact that so many threads have been closed of late most of them in the Digress category, may I humbly suggest the name be changed to "How to knit the perfect Jumper"? Much more appropriate????

why would not be that visitors are down substantively? Given that there are certain people in our society who think that they have the given right to control certain tourist sites and other important developments around our land of Australia. I emphasis OUR Land. The high court judges also have a l...

Aiming to travel the west coast of OZ next Autumn. Older Solo who prefers to free camp. Leaving from Melbourne across the Nullabor and up from Perth to Derby. Any suggestions, advice, travel plans, what to avoid or what are the must do. Help and advice really appreciated. Serendipity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpv9bj_HVwk 1 minute long Tony

Hi, anyone have a solution to lift inner side panels of an Avan Aliner camper? I'm vertically challenged, aka a shortie, & travel on my own.

Howdy everyone I am trying to work out what wiring I have or dont have in my van. I looked at the 12 pin plug and discovered it didnt have the same co wiring as per the colour code. Also, there was no earth wire in the loom except for a white wire that went from earth 3 to earth 10. Also the 2 additional red wire...

The Base Warehouse now has these for sale. I wonder who would like one?

A church is handing around the donations box. To entice more donations, the priest says: Whoever donates the most money for the church can choose three hymns at the end of the service.The box makes its way back to the Priest and he looks through it. Shocked, he pulls out a cheque: Who donated $1000?!An o...

A little bit of miscalculated management. The $528 million Australian Antarctic icebreaker RSV Nuyina is too big to fit under Hobart's Tasman Bridge. The boat now needs to travel hundreds of kilometres north to refuel.

Planning next excursion and looking at Omeo Hway from Omeo to say Mitta Mitta and onwards. Can any experienced traveller give me a bit of an insight into conditions for a 21 footer and big tug? April/May 2024. B