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John woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.Louise, he moaned, tell me what happ...

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him, and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.They are both startled and he says, Maam, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know youll forgive me.She replie...

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unl...

can anyone tell me the basic process changing rego from bus to motorhome

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand. Hillary asks him what his name is. "Kenneth" he says. "And what is your question, Kenneth, she asks. "I have three questions" he says. "...

looking at purchasing a 3200 kg loaded van ...am after people's experiences of towing similar weights with dual cab thanks

Gday... Details here Cheers - John

Hi Any other women take a tent while wondering around solo? My last big trip was in 2010 and I started off with a car and a lightweight (1.9kg) bushwalking tent for a drive across the Hay Plain, over to Port Augusta, and up through the centre to Darwin. By the time I hit Katherine I decided I needed somethi...

Just joining. Recently sold my 10yo Evernew off road pop top. Just ordered a Kokoda Platoon II X-Trail. Only real change I made to the build was altered the wheels and tyres to match my tug. Now have 4 spares to fit both. Cheers, Rob

Typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:Ill be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I dont expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I wont be home for dinner. Ill go hunt...

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Yesterday my wonderful sister passed from this world. She has battled with her demons for many years but today she is free of them. She has had a challenging life but through it all always found the strength to keep pushing forward. Your ability to find the way through the things that tried to push you do...

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said,Hey, lady! Youre really ugly! The lady was furious and continued on her way. On the way home, she passed by the pet store again and the parrot once more said:Hey, lady! Youre really ugly! She was incredibly ticked now, so she went into the store and...

I am a newby to the forum but have 15 years experience travelling the 'best' roads Australia has to offer (Tanami Track, Plenty Hwy, Hahn Hwy, The Binns Track, the Urandangi Road to Tobermorey etc.) to the most remarkable of destinations. The one state that has escaped my detailed 'inspection' is...

This evening I was outside in the backyard of the hose, and I could smell smoke, we get smoke from bush fires all the time, but this smelt different. Walking out the front I saw smoke just down the road, called the wife and we ran down the road to where a flat was on fire. The woman occupant was rescued but bur...

Gday... I just lost my job at the calendar factory. The boss didn't like it when I took a few days off! Cheers - John

I've just returned home to Adelaide from a 5 week 8,000 klm lone trip across to Kalgoorlie, Karonie, in to Perth, down to southern W.A. and then across to Esperance before returning home, back across the Nullarbor to Adelaide. Enjoyed the trip immensly and intend repeating much the same trip again ov...

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Hi All. I'm new to your forum, so hello. Just a little bit of possible help for Victorian caravan owners. My wife & I own a 2014 Jayco Silverline 21-65-4 van. We attempted to get the dealer & Jayco HQ to increase our ATM with no success at all. We already had a 600Kg payload from new , however this is...

***JOKE TIME ***Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.' The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. 'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.. The owner puts the budgies in a cardbo...