A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. Whats up? he says. Im having a heart attack, cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as hes dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Teds hiding in your closet and hes got no clothes on!
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
You rotten b.stard, says the husband, my wifes having a heart attack, and youre running around naked, scaring the kids!
