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Two men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke. He asks the other guy if he has a lighter.The other guy replies, Yes I do. And hands him a 10 inch BIC lighter.Surprised, he asks, Where did you get this?The other guy replies, Oh, I have a personal genie.Really? Can I make a wish?Sure, says the man,...

Was out walking with the wife and she stopped and said to me; "You weren't even listening were you?" I thought to myself - "that's a weird way to start a conversation".

Hi Cindy Thank you i have just received my 3 stickers i will be so proud to display them. Thanks Sandy Tasmania

Just letting all travellers know that the ARamac Bakery in (central west qld) is now open Monday to Saturday all bakery items available including coffee

Not sure if this topic has already been posted. I travel and camp a lot outside of mobile broadband areas. I'm looking at satellite broadband, any replies on feasibility and advice on setting up would be appreciated. Thanks John

Gday... NT government will fund five new swimming spots, accessible by 4WD, at least another 40 kilometres of 4WD tracks, mountain bike tracks, at least three new campgrounds and at least one additional picnic area, within the 1,500 sq kilometre landscape. Read about it here Cheers - John

How gullible are our councils and government. This is true, absolutely true. During my term working for local government, we employed a supervisor, who seemed a bit lazy and different, basicly like the rest. I noted that he was supplying our director with copied CD's, apparently this guy had a copyi...

Purchased 1985 Vicount Grandtourer 14 months ago. Approx 7mtrs long. Its be revamped with toilet, shower. beds,full size fridge, TV, dvd player brekkie area, radio, cb etc.My wife and I have been away about 6times on trips without any problems. More important it has a new 2400 yamaha inverter, 3 bat...

Had to replace house batteries this week and have upgraded to 3x Amptech 120AH.Exiting system has Projecta 50-watt ac-dc, 600-watt Projecta Inverter.300 watts solar on roof with Voltech regulator, 2x external Kickass 300 watt running on TPS 1230 regulator.What I want to AchieveLooking at addin...

I have 2016 Ford Ranger towing a 2017 Retreat van. Intermittently when the indicators are used they dont flash in a normal rhythm but flash at a increased frequency,much much faster.I have cleaned the plugs and expanded the pins in the connector,checked the wires in the connectors Truck and Van. Onl...

A little girl asked her mother, How did the human race appear? The mother answered, God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made. Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race e...

City girl Shauna was driving back to town after attending a family funeral when she ran out of gasoline. It was getting late so she asked two good boys sitting on the stoop of a caravan, where she could get some gasoline. Well, said one, The filling station aint open untill tomorrow, but I reckon you can s...

During my check-up I asked the Doctor, "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then? He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now." I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense." He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke." Aussie Paul.

Three desperately ill men go to their doctor seeking help. One is and alcoholic, one is a chain smoker and the other is gay.The doctor tells the men if you indulge in any of your habits again you will die.So the three men leave and then the alcoholic sees a bar and hears its loud music and cant resist.He ord...

... just had a warning from police about keys.We are being warned about 5 keys that can open 87% of cars and 99% of houses.This is not a joke.The keys you need to be on the lookout for are:Dar-keys, Pak-keys, Bi-keys, Jun-keys & Key-wi's. Aussie Paul.

http://www.examiner.com.au/story/5256710/lgat-seeks-government-review-of-free-camping-on-council-land/?cs=95

Hi, Would anybody know when the section of the Outback Way from Alice Springs to Winton will open, and will it be suitable for a 2wd Motorhome. Thanks

I've been lurking for a long time on here, so I thought that I would say hi with some humour. Cheers Dave

The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is SOCCER The sport of choice for front-line workers is RUGBY The sport of choice for supervisors is CRICKET The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS and The sport of choice for corporat...

I found out last week, purely by chance, that we can take our dogs into Bunnings. Little ones can be in your trolly but bigger ones must have a muzzle. Great if you need parts to fix the rig.