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A billionaire is driving his new Ferrari when it suddenly
breaks down in the middle of nowhere.
He tries everything but can't fix it.
A scruffy old man walks up, looks at the engine for 10 seconds,
and taps a small part with a tiny hammer.
The engine roars to life!
The billionaire is amazed.
"That's incredible! How much do lowe you?"
The old man says,
"One thousand dollars.
The billionaire is shocked,
"A thousand dollars for one tap?!
I need an itemized bill!"
The old man writes on a piece of paper:
Tapping with a hammer: $1.00
Knowing where to tap: $999.00 biggrinbiggrin


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