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Just pulled into Greens for a couple of days... any other GNs here?

A proud mother telephoned a Sunday newspaper to announce she had given birth to eight children. The line was bad, and the operator didn't hear the message. "Would you repeat that?" the operator asked. "Not if I can help it" said the mother.

A lawyer arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife star...

Going to bed the other night I noticed there were a couple of young guys stealing stuff from my shed. I immediately rang "000" and was told there were no Police available right now, but they would come when some came back from jobs they were currently attending to. I hung up, about a minute later I rang the...

Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston, the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement in her lovely Irish brogue: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry, but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our cater...

Any Discarded Dometic VT2500 Vacuum Toilets, out there that you don't want please. Ours is being a pain in the butt so to speak haha. We would also be interested in what toilet peoples are using, PREFERABLY people that are PERMANENTLY ON THE ROAD, and fully self contained so as FREE CAMPING is the u...

Just wondering if anyone has had problems with this dometic door. Mine is difficult to open from the inside as the 4 pins do not fully retract, so I have to pull the handle down and push the pins back in to open the door.

Gday... If you have one - the info is here Cheers - John

Gday... Read if it applies to you here Cheers - John

A guy says "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like 'Honda'". The doctor says "You say, 'Honda?'" "No" the guy says. "My farts do". So, the doctor says "Okay, open your mouth" and looks inside. After about two minutes, the doctor says "I'm sorry, I can't help you, you need to go see a denti...

What a brilliant spot. Here for 4 nights. Weather good. Most people enjoying themselves. Entertaining with boats mainly towing small kids. Four parts to the camp; fully paid, bunkhouse type accomodation, paid spots with power and freebies. A real out-of-the-way gem. Its the centre of the painted...

We ran into a guy a few days ago with a 20ft Patriot caravan towed by a brand new Toyota Land Cruiser. The caravan had a few dents & scratches on it despite it being relatively new. Asked the guy what happened & he said that he'd just got rid of a late model Mazda BT50 with all the bells & whistles...

Over the last few weeks following the death of an old friend's wife, we've been attempting to dispose of quite a few disability aids - walkers, hoists, chair lifts, electric beds etc etc. Basically we found that despite most of the items being never used, it is virtually impossible to give them away. O...

Gday all I have just tried to buy a front clearance light for my van as the current one crumbled, I have checked several accessories shops and they say they are no longer made. I am thinking of replacing both lights with LED ones and need to know will they work ok with the remainder of the clearance lights b...

A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, Where is the rake? She can't hear him and shouts back, What? The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure and...

Hi all My turn to ask for advice. Does anyone have any experience with Fusion AGM batteries in the 100 - 120ah range. Looking to replace our 4 X 8 year old Absorbed Power batteries with Fusion as have been offered them at wholesale price. Looking for experience and reliability over years if possible. Ot...

On a trip the van normally weighs between 2600kg and 2700kg loaded with a 260kg ball weight (tanks empty). I use a WDH with rear air bags in the coils to stiffen the suspension, the Sports handles the weight pretty well especially with the 8 speed transmision but is a bit thirsty and has a small fuel tank w...

i looking for the name of a country song, i think the singer was Canadian who's last name started with a "Y". The only words i can recall from the song are " I spent 12 hrs on a John Deere tractor and i'm ready to go again" If any country fans know it, please PM me or reply to this. Thanks very much it's driving m...

We are looking at 2010 Jurgen caravan and this is our first van with tow vehicle 2.5. Would like any information please