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My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?" "The produce guy looked at me and said "No. You'll hav...

Gday... Read all about it here cheers - John

Hi all Been looking at Camper trailers.going to be doing Perth to Kakadu.No 4x4 but can do dirt roads.been looking at PMX campers in Perth.Any one got any thoughts are they any good.Open to suggestions of someone has opinions.many thanks in advance BRIMHUNTER

Gday... We often read about, or get a question from, travellers who worry about not feeling safe when travelling and camping all alone at wayside stops and camps. How safe would you feel given these stats? I certainly know where I prefer to be. Cheers - John

We are planning a trip to Narooma from N.E. Victoria in a week or so, and want to stop overnight about half way. We love the area around the old Kiama Courthouse and wonder if it is permissible to stop overnight somewhere along the Snowy Mountains Hwy with our van? Has anyone stopped over along this road?...

Gday... Read about which manufacturers and to what extent cheers - John

Hello wise ones, please advise where to purchase a waste hose for our Jayco van, yes we are newbies lol Thanks in advance.

A man went to the fortune teller and the fortune teller said while looking into the mans hand; Very soon, you will do something that will cause millions of people to die. The man was very upset and wretched when he heard these words. He decided to commit suicide in order not to harm anyone and by lying on t...

An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his cell phone. "Honey" she says in a worried voice "be careful. There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the freeway". "It's worse than that" he replies "There are hundreds of them!"

A frog telephoned the psychic hotline and was told "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you". The frog said "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" "No" said the psychic "Next term... in her biology class".

Eight-year-old Nina brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good - mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom: "Nina is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break h...

Gday... Read about it here cheers - John

Gday... Read about it here Cheers - John

Hi, just a little story regarding caravan covers. Over a period of 6 years, I have purchased 4 covers for my van, an average of 18 months usage before replacement was required. I thought that was reasonable. They ranged in price from $129 to $179 each on E-bay. All covers were constructed from 4 layer po...

Just a thought, What about selling a car that is on the recall list. What are the legalities for both private and business sellers. To me it seems to be a legal minefield. What happens if you buy an unmodified car and the airbag goes off and kills you. Who is responsible? Manufacturer, seller?

Hi guys just a quickie: Has anybody been down the Darling River Run lately and what condition the road is in between bourke and willcannia? Thanks

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Gday... Once I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat. Cheers - John