Going to bed the other night I noticed there were a couple of young guys stealing stuff from my shed.
I immediately rang "000" and was told there were no Police available right now, but they would come when some came back from jobs they were currently attending to.
I hung up, about a minute later I rang them back and said "No need to come now - I just shot them".
Within minutes there were 10 Police cars in the area, a helicopter hovering over the house, and an armed response unit.
They caught the burglars in the shed red-handed.
One of the officers said to me , "Ļ thought you said you shot them".
To which I replied, "I thought you said, you had no-one available".
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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