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It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.Jake asks "What are you up to?" Alice smiles and says "I'm going...

A contractor dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. A brass band is playing, the angels are singing a beautiful hymn, there is a huge crowd cheering and shouting his name, and absolutely everyone wants to shake his hand.Just when he thinks things can't possib...

Ed came home drunk, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife and fell into a deep slumber.He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said "You died in your sleep, Ed".Ed was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!" St. Peter said "I'm sorry, but there's only one...

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.He put a sign up outside that said: DR. GEEZER'S CLINIC. GET YOUR TREATMENT FOR $500. IF NOT CURED, GET BACK $1,000.Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this wou...

A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local figure and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited...

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"The operator said "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?" The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said "Noreen, in Room 302"....

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I am travelling down from Brisbane and looking at stopping at New Italy or Halfway Creek overnight. My question is whether Halfway Creek is now a day time only stop or can you free camp in a self contained caravan overnight?

I have been researching drones and am asking advice from members who may be experienced. I do not quite understand how you point camera at area to be photographed!! Due to failing Diabetes related eyesight I reckon I need. 1. First person view 2. Altitude Hold 3. One Key Return Home. 4. Wondering abo...

we are looking for somewhere to leave our motor home in Brisbane for 9 months oct 18 to July 19. Under cover Preferably near airport. Anyone got any suggestions?

The eight-year old boy had never spoken a word - ever. One afternoon, as he sat eating his lunch he turned to his mother and said "Soup's cold". His astonished mother exclaimed "Son, I've waited so long to hear you speak. But all these years you've never said a thing. Why haven't you spoken before?" The b...

Two old boys got together to do some fishing. One of them brought along a jar of 'shine' to sip on while they were fishing. After an hour or so it had gotten hot and the minnows were moving pretty slow in the bucket so one of them drizzled a little 'shine' into the minnow bucket and they perked right up. So he r...

Iam considering a chip or ecu mod, my 2.5 Mitsubishi diesil struggles on the really steep inclines towing the van2.1 ton,a guy parked next to my rig to day with a 3ton rig being towed by the same car as mine,heres his advice,dont chip it,have the ecu modified for more grunt, any one here modified there en...

I am planning to buy a new motorhome next year. I will be travelling alone and as it is going to be my home, I am looking at a 7.6m to 7.9m long. I live in Perth so limited to what I can look at. At this stage considering Avida Esperance which is an Iveco truck considering the one with the slide out. Also see S...

My MH has the appropriate tyres and I run them at 100psi I see in a recent post that most servos run their air at 60psi. I bought a fairly decent twin pot compressor. Takes a long time to get the tyres up to pressure and of course get the compressor very hot. By long it can be twenty mins to raise them from 60 to 1...

When water pump was turned on, we started hearing drops behind shower tap handle wall panel. It has now progressed to constant drops and pump burrrring on and off constantly. What to do?

Hi all. I am new to this forum, so kind greetings to you all... I have a Jayco Starcraft 17.58.3 outback, 2016. The table has a sliding rail attached to the wall. This tail, has two screws on each end. It looks like they are screwed into the wall. The issue is, on the ine end, the plastic bracket is hanging sk...

Hi guys, I would like to know if I was to use an osomatic filter on my grey water tank would it filter it to be able to recycle it back to my tanks for drinking and cooking

Hi I`m a newbe to this forum but it sounds like you nomads are very knowledgeable. I was just wondering, as I have recently bought a slide on camper with happijacks, what type of cordless drill would be good to wind the legs up and down? I`m a female and I love to travel but my shoulders are getting over the w...

Hi everyone, We plan on going from Tennant Creek to Noosa, and possible not going through Alice Springs. We would prefer to avoid roads with less trucks, so quieter roads if possible. Does anyone have any ideas. We have done the coast trip a few times, and the only place we would like to visit is Paronell...