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Two guys in their mid-twenties are sitting at a bar having a beer. One of the guyssays to his buddy, Man, you really look tired. His buddy says, Dude, I'm exhausted. My girlfriend wants sex all the time, three,four, even six times a night, every night. She wakes me up at all hours. I just don'tknow wh...

Two female teachers took a group of students from grades 1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When it was time to take the children to the toilet it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside...

There was a power failure in a Dublin Department Store last week and three hundred people were stranded on the escalators for more than two hours. ........................................... "O'Leary, your glass is empty, will you be h...

Stayed last night. Close to 100 vans. Very social talking about travelling experiences. Plenty of small campfires. No noise at night except corellas. Just a magic clean spot. New toilets and big industrial size bins at park entry for rubbish

hi all we have a domestic 3 way in our Olympic van and all of a sudden it won't switch to 12 volt when car plugged in on Anderson wire,as soon as 240 is off it will only go to gas , I've checked All fuses I can find and they are ok ,any body have had a similar problem?

I don't know about you but I just don't seem to have the sameinterest in the game today. What with all the rule changes and time wasted between plays, when the clock should be stopped. But!!!! it is on again tonight. May the best team win, except of course I still have my allegiance to the MIGHTY MAROONS....

Hi, Has any one camped at Mcarthur River Caravan Park at Borroloola I am after any information about the park and what shopping is around Banks Fuel Chemist and any thing else. What time of year did you camp there and was the fishing good or other wise any thing else that might be useful. John.

Sorry if this has been splattered over TV in adverts and you guys already know but I don't watch TV. Anyway, Telstra has recently started a low cost arm called "Belong". https://www.belong.com.au/mobile/plans I'm moving across there and think it may be of interest to others. The main attractions f...

Goodmorning GN family, I get an email from 'Mr 4x4' on a regular basis and I read there and on this forum about the number of "RECALLS" these days. I have never known so many. It didn't happen in the 'old days'. You know, those days you and I were young whipper snappers driving around in our twin exhaust Pan...

A man goes into the doctors feeling a little ill The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy...

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) William Lyon Mackenzie King said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up...

I have installed a DC to DC charger however it doesn't seem to charge the auxiliary battery to its full capacity but is showing 13.2 volts. The charger is a voltage 30amp which is at the back of my tub charging directly to the battery in an ark pak (not through the ark pak 4amp charger). I have driven from Vi...

has anyone ever had any problems with their Fiat Ducato and their Motorhome - Auto Transmission wise, and if so did you have to deal with Fiat Roadside Assist - ours is still under warranty, but won't go into detail re the problems we have had with Fiat, just wondering.

The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Sicily. It was absolutely wonderful. It produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.They bought a bull to mate with the co...

Any advice on size of inverter? Is 1000 watt sufficient for general applications? Frige/freezer, how does evvacool compare to engel or waeco? Is a frige better than frige freezer? Is 60 litre sufficient for general use? Also how doe BE or westinghouse generators compare with honda and yamhar in dec...

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Hi, does anyone know if the De Grey River rest area is open. It shows that it is on Camps 8, WikiCamps has it closed and I cant find it on Google maps...

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his vacations at this country inn. The previous year he'd finally managed to close the deal with the innkeeper's daughter.Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lo...

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft...

The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for "Show and Tell" and the next day every kid had something.The teacher asks Wendy "What did you bring?" "I brought a Walkman". "And what is it for?" "You can listen to music with it!" "That's nice Wendy"."What did you bring Kenny?" "I b...