Recently Active Topics

Two drunks are in a tavern sitting at the bar, staring into their drinks. One gets a curious look on his face and asks "Hey, John, you ever seen an ice cube with a hole in it before?" "Yep. I been married to one for fifteen years!"

A 60-year-old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception. His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how he landed such a hot 23-year-old beauty. "Simple" grins the millionaire "I faked my age". His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he sa...

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you". The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the vo...

Hi all just sold our small campervan and thinking about getting a small 4wd motorhome .. looked at the ranger sunliner also ... Does anyone own one of these vehicles ? They're not exactly cheap but have all a large motorhomes can offer in a small compact unit that can get to many off road camp spots ..... A...

Due to circumstances beyond our control we need to return to the Sunshine Coast from Geraldton, as we don't want to go North and then across and would like to try and avoid Perth and Adelaide as much as possible, does anyone know of a quicker/or better route (we are thinking we may have to cross the Nullab...

Hi All, Been on the road now for 7 weeks. I have notice the there are some King & Queens that have no concideration for fellow travellers. They set up in 24 hr rest areas and claim it as there own quite often taklng a space the should be used by another traveller e.g annex out chairs out sipping wine. Thi...

A blonde teacher was going on a school trip with her third graders. After she and the class had been waiting on the station for almost three hours, it became too much for her. She walked up to the staff and said: I dont care what you say anymore, were getting on the next train even if it only has first and seco...

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night - she looked OK for a 57year old. We drank a bit and she stated to get real friendly, she asked if I had ever had a "Sportsman Double". "What's that?" I asked. "It's a mother and Daughter threesome" she replied. We drank a bit more, then she replied that ton...

I have had a few hrs to burn this morning and have been reading a choice article on lemon vans and then reading rogues gallery , it seems that the dog is chasing its tale . The poor buggers that have bought a "lemon" seem to have virtually no chance of getting money back or their vans fixed . Its entirely up to...

Hi, we will be travelling down from Darwin eventually to Noosa and Ballina on our big Lap. We have already visited a number of National Parks in WA [Cape Range, Karijini, Bungle Bungles], and are wondering if we should visit Litchfield or Kakadu National Park, or both ? We definitely will go to Bachelo...

Basted with you favourite spread , Olive oil , Lemon juice and Oregano for one:)( all beat up in cup beforehand) , wrapped in the baking paper the foil ten to fifteen minutes either side depending on size of fish after your Q has been preheated on normal temp setting . Nice greek salad alongside . Finger...

Marinated chicken wings cooking on coals in a creekbed. (Pic is on it's side). Joe

Well, got my Toyota LC and camper trailer together and made my first trip from Central Coast to Drake at friends to finalise setup and get equipped for the journey North West. Then the learning will really begin.

Hello to "The Forum" We are recent retirees that have been gifted a 2004 Jayco Heritage (26' and weighing in at 2950 fully laden) our tug is a 2004 Jeep GC Diesel 8 speed, we are all set up and adjusted with our WDH, Red Arc brake controller etc and having done a few trial runs we feel quite comfortable with t...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/paul-mccartney-carpool-karaoke/vp-AAz5Sib-- Edited by Des and Jane on Monday 25th of June 2018 11:10:58 PM -- Edited by Des and Jane on Monday 25th of June 2018 11:17:56...

Hi, I will be in Darwin soon, and am thinking of taking a day trip to the Tiwi Islands on the Sealink Ferry. Has anyone done it, and would it be worth staying a night.

Hi All, I have just bought a new Cruiser ( Sahara ) and find it very bouncy towing the van, I have put Air Bags in it and when the van is on they are at 30 PSI, 5 PSI with no van. The van is a 22 ' Traveller and I feel it is well balanced when being towed, the local ARB store has recommended OLD MAN EMU suspension , I do...

Any recommendations for a solar specialist in melbourne, looking at ramping up our solar capacity

Have had my Van plugged to the 240 supply from home make sure the house batterries are fully charged as well as the breakaway battery just incase we decide to wear some more tread off the Van tyres in the near future :). Upon inspection of the breakaway batterry it was showing Red(Flat ) although it had be...

I am a big fan of the BOM, I use their forecasts a lot and often rely upon them for my welfare when I'm in remote locations. To my considerably surprise the Melbourne weather forecast text was much longer than usual this morning; upon reading it became apparent it was rather more than a forecast ie: ---- h...