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From a passenger ship one can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving is hands. "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain. "I have no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes mad like that".

There were some backwoods hillbillies living across the river from each other, who feuded constantly. John hated Clarence with a passion and never passed up a chance to throw rocks across the river at Clarence. This went on for years until one day the Corps of Engineers came to build a bridge across th...

Hi. If anyone is travelling through Tennant Creek and wants an outboard motor, I'm selling mine. It has less than 5 hours use ( Corella Dam Qld) - never been in salt water. Used with our canoe with outriggers. Good for tinny or back up motor on runabout. Comes with owners manual, Honda tools, spare pull r...

prity simple question, can I place an AGM battery under the bonnet of my DMAX in a duel battery system? some say yes/ some say no due to the heat. thanks.

Me again!! I have been good awhile! But the batteries wont hold their charge... bought the uBeaut CTek charger and let that do its automatic thing right up to Rejuvinate! But by morning at the next FC my Drifter shows 10.5volts and flashing low battery at me! I start the engine! (Yes I have a Jayco FD 20 on...

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Hi All, I have recently purchased a 2016 Jayco Expanda and I am looking at the best transport options.... The van is currently in Sydney, but can be transported to Brisbane prior to handover. I am looking at the best, safest and cheapest option to transport to Darwin. Does anyone have any recommended c...

Hi Does everyone that replied to my initial post see this post? I hope so.... Anyway...I'm not sure about how Forums work....but happy for you to guide me! I'd like to firstly thank you all so much for helping to give me the confidence to "start my life." It certainly has been a process for me I must say. I...

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the dri...

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party.. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please fi...

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the Brit's, in the weeks that followed, an American arch...

A hooded robber burst into a Texas Bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation. He then looked around the bank and notic...

Anyone here using / experience with them? Water saving? Convenience? Worth the expense? Many thanks in advance. Mr Davis

When you swim near a rock and an eel bites your C--k that's a Moray. (Apologies to Dean Martin)

Three sisters aged 82, 84 and 86 live in a house together. One night the 86-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, was I getting in or out of the bath?. The 84-year-old yells back, I dont know. Ill come up and see. She starts up the stairs and pauses. Then she yells,...

Hi, I have installed a table top on a Nuovo Mapa Table Leg in the club lounge of our van, but the table top is wonky. There appears to be a lot of flexing coming either from the table leg or the foot - I screwed the table leg down. If my wife or I put a cup of tea on the table top then sit down without holding the cu...

Hi every one, We are new here. Would like to know if any one has been to Wreck Rock NP north of Rules Beach. Just a few questions? How is the road in from the south? We know there is only 14 sites, toilets, cold showers, bore water. Any info would be appreciated Cheers

Have purchased a 3.5 tonne Hitch Ezy and went to change it over the other day , upon removing the 4 nuts holding the coupling on the a/frame I realised that the 4 bolts were tack welded on from underneath the top plate .When the chassis was manufactured they welded the top plate onto the a/frame and then so...

I know you have been lying awake all night, wondering why Baby Nappies have names like LUVs, Cuddles & Huggs. Yet undergarments for old people are called Depends. Well here is the low down on the whole thing: When babies crap in their pants, people are still going to LUV them, Cuddle them and Hugg...

Please excuse the language but this is well worth reading Australian Letter of the Year.... This is an actual letter sent to the DFAT (Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade) Immigration Minister. The Commonwealth Government tried desperately to censure the author, but g...