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A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbour and asks for help with her problem. The neighbour says, Oh thats easy! All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they wil...

We are departing Friday from Canberra - heading for Brisbane. My thinking, at the moment, is to go via Boorowa to Dubbo and continue up the Newell. Any thoughts on this proposed route? Regards, Kevin

Hi everyone, As this caravanning is all new to us I thought it best to ask if anyone here has heard of Australia Wide Annexes. As I am already living in our van and caot drive anymore I cant get to anyone who does these annexes. A gentleman is coming past me tomorrow to measure us for What they call a Captain...

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With my fiture van build Im planning to install a 2kw diesel heater, a cheapy as the van build will set us back a lot Ot appears the chinese copies only have one hot air outlet for heat into the van. Is there a ducting unit for these? Thanks

Morning all. My van had 2x110 amp AGM Batteries in it when I bought it, 4 years later the are dead, I only use tv at night, plus the pump for normal use, and run three or four led lights, Thinking of replacing the 2 batteries, with just one, would one of about 135amp do me. Regards Bowser.

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Hi. Can someone tell me if Motor Homes are allowed on Macquarie Pass ? Its 8 m long . thanks Ron

"Do not touch" Would be one of the scariest things to read in braille. During labour a woman can almost imagine what a man feels when he has a cold. "Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign, I just didn't see you". Its ok to disagree with me, I can't force you to be right. Arguing with a woman is like readin...

Has anyone had any experience with a damp/moisture meter? And if so, what's a good/bad brand? I shall be buying a new (to me) used van soon and want to check it for water leaks. Any thoughts?

Has anyone had a rattly fiamma awning. Ive read you can fully extend them right out and that stops it but no... still rattles. Im in a campervan so can hear it when driving. Ive been working my way through all the rattles in the van and this is the last one. I bought some thin rubber from clark rubber to perha...

G'day all Anyone going Birdsville way in mid August 2018?? Ozzie Traveller & Ozzie Co-Pilot are heading across Qld aiming to pop into Birdsville in mid August - and be out of the place before the thousands of others arrive for the races on the 31st - 32nd of August (!) Anyone wanna do some friendly co...

Hi. I have just returned from a 3 week tour thru south-west Qld, Thargomindah, Quilpie etc, driving a Nissan Patrol 4.8 litre petrol engine, and towing a Jayco Starcraft Caravan. I monitor fuel usage out of interest, and to indicate when maintenance may be required. This trip my best result was 22.9 l...

Our caravan floor in the shower is marked from water stains and ingrained dirt from use over many years. I have tried to clean the floor using various cleaning agents but they don't seem to make any difference . I am considering painting the fibreglass floor with an appropriate paint but not sure what t...

An aeroplane gets into difficulty and the passengers begin to worry that it is going to crash. One female passenger jumps out of her seat and shouts: "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She then removes all her clothing and asks: "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to mak...

This was dropped off waiting for a ride to it final resting place. Roll over some where near port Hedland. Told was behind a Jeep? was over taking when got the wobbles @90kph , all ok as Jeep stay upright. Looks newish as gal still bright. Sorry about the photo orientation -- Edited by The Expats on Satur...

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Advise please We are heading over to the camping area at the Bungle Bungles in WA. Can any one advise if the water is drinkable ?