Just Joking

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.It's a ****zu.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his un-holstered pistol and yelled, "I have a .45 Colt with an eight shot clip and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife." Scroll down. Scroll down. Scroll down. A voice from the back of the room called out, "You don't have enough...

Douglas Leigh · Douglas Leigh

"That you Bubba?" Ummmm.... This one a bit sus.... Have a smile..... Bubba The football coach noticed that Bubba, his star player, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your...

kiwijims · kiwijims

These rules were sent to me by a Member, a Person most of us know but, He shall remain anonymous, just in case he breaks them, then he can't blame me for his bad luck. O.K. Bloke !! You can put your hand up, if you're game. K.J.

kiwijims · kiwijims

Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Herb fel...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. ...Paddy guessed 8, an...

kit33r · kit33r

This is an original. Driving into town the other night I pulled up at the lights and right beside us was a mirror shop. I turned and said to my wife. "I think I could see myself working there."

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

ok I'm too lazy to re type this one tonight -- Edited by Woody n Sue on Monday 18th of January 2016 10:50:30 PM

erad · erad

The definition of a true gentleman - one who can play the bagpipes, but elects not to.

erad · erad

A small country church in Northern England. A well-to-do locality. After the sermon, the plate was passed around. When the plate was returned to the vicar, he looked and there were 5 and 10 pound notes these, even a couple of 20 pound notes - and three pennies. The Vicar couldn't contain himself. &quo...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Aussie Paul.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Forgot Her Birthday... It was breakfast time at the Smiths' house. Linda turned to her husband Frank with an irritated look and said: "I bet you don't remember what today is!" "Of course I remember!" declared Frank, and hastily left for work. When he reached his office, he i...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

The Agony of Agingâ¦.On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock bacK ..

Douglas Leigh · Douglas Leigh

Terrorism High Alert Causing Me Problems When I was at the checkout and ready to pay for my groceries the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about this security rubbish, I did just as she had instructed. After the shrieking and hyste...

Douglas Leigh · Douglas Leigh

English I Love You Spanish Te Amo French Je T'aime German Ich Liebe Dich Japanese Ai ****e Imasu Italian Ti Amo Chinese Wo Ai Ni Swedish Jag Alskar Dig Lithuanian As Tave Meliu Alabama, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, South Carolina, Georgia...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

kiwijims · kiwijims

Scottish Short Joke!!A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me, Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?" To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, "Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!"K.J.

Magnarc · Magnarc

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York . The weather ahead is good, so we should have an uneventful flight. So, sit back,...

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	Zoo (Preview) Man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.It's a ****zu.	Gunsondeck	1	872	06:08 AM Jan 21, 2016 by 03_Troopy
	Morticians discovery... (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	769	08:09 PM Jan 20, 2016 by aussie_paul
	Finally, a good gun story.. :) (Preview) A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his un-holstered pistol and yelled, "I have a .45 Colt with an eight shot clip and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife." Scroll down. Scroll down. Scroll down. A voice from the back of the room called out, "You don't have enough...	aussie_paul	0	888	06:51 PM Jan 20, 2016 by aussie_paul
	Ummmm.... This one a bit sus.... Have a smile..... (Preview) "That you Bubba?" Ummmm.... This one a bit sus.... Have a smile..... Bubba The football coach noticed that Bubba, his star player, had so many women hanging around that he couldn't possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked Bubba, "Just what the hell is your...	Douglas Leigh	0	725	02:02 PM Jan 20, 2016 by Douglas Leigh
	Live by these Rules........ (Preview) These rules were sent to me by a Member, a Person most of us know but, He shall remain anonymous, just in case he breaks them, then he can't blame me for his bad luck. O.K. Bloke !! You can put your hand up, if you're game. K.J.	kiwijims	0	745	05:09 AM Jan 20, 2016 by kiwijims
	Herb's little problem........ (Preview) Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old. He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, Herb fel...	kiwijims	2	771	10:54 PM Jan 20, 2016 by D and D
	A petrol station owner in Ireland.. (Preview) A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. ...Paddy guessed 8, an...	aussie_paul	1	813	06:39 PM Jan 19, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Mirror Shop (Preview) This is an original. Driving into town the other night I pulled up at the lights and right beside us was a mirror shop. I turned and said to my wife. "I think I could see myself working there."	kit33r	4	825	07:25 AM Jan 20, 2016 by 03_Troopy
	Another Blonde joke (Preview) ok I'm too lazy to re type this one tonight -- Edited by Woody n Sue on Monday 18th of January 2016 10:50:30 PM	Woody n Sue	3	834	06:43 PM Jan 19, 2016 by Woody n Sue
	Yet another Scottich joke... (Preview) The definition of a true gentleman - one who can play the bagpipes, but elects not to.	erad	0	766	07:59 PM Jan 18, 2016 by erad
	Another Scottish Joke (Preview) A small country church in Northern England. A well-to-do locality. After the sermon, the plate was passed around. When the plate was returned to the vicar, he looked and there were 5 and 10 pound notes these, even a couple of 20 pound notes - and three pennies. The Vicar couldn't contain himself. &quo...	erad	0	862	07:57 PM Jan 18, 2016 by erad
	How to avoid a fine.. (Preview) Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	0	700	06:51 PM Jan 18, 2016 by aussie_paul
	Forgot Her Birthday... (Preview) Forgot Her Birthday... It was breakfast time at the Smiths' house. Linda turned to her husband Frank with an irritated look and said: "I bet you don't remember what today is!" "Of course I remember!" declared Frank, and hastily left for work. When he reached his office, he i...	aussie_paul	0	828	02:11 PM Jan 18, 2016 by aussie_paul
	How's ya hearing ? (Preview) The Agony of Agingâ¦.On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock bacK ..	Aus-Kiwi	1	826	02:57 PM Jan 18, 2016 by Baggie
	Terrorism High Alert Causing Me Problems (Preview) Terrorism High Alert Causing Me Problems When I was at the checkout and ready to pay for my groceries the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about this security rubbish, I did just as she had instructed. After the shrieking and hyste...	Douglas Leigh	1	784	02:43 PM Jan 17, 2016 by 03_Troopy
	How to say i love you in the following (Preview) English I Love You Spanish Te Amo French Je T'aime German Ich Liebe Dich Japanese Ai e Imasu Italian Ti Amo Chinese Wo Ai Ni Swedish Jag Alskar Dig Lithuanian As Tave Meliu Alabama, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, South Carolina, Georgia...	Douglas Leigh	0	697	01:04 PM Jan 17, 2016 by Douglas Leigh
	A Bright Student (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	1	1069	06:28 PM Jan 16, 2016 by Felicia
	Beyond it ???? (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	1	906	04:33 PM Jan 16, 2016 by aussie_paul
	A Scottish Joke (Preview) **Scottish Short Joke!!A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, "Excuse me, Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?" To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, "Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!"K.J.**	kiwijims	1	819	03:23 PM Jan 18, 2016 by 03_Troopy
	The dangers of flying (Preview) Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York . The weather ahead is good, so we should have an uneventful flight. So, sit back,...	Magnarc	0	780	02:31 PM Jan 16, 2016 by Magnarc
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