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Suspicious Husbands...
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When you gotta weeee.......Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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lol.............
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Maria & Mario get Married
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The big day had finally arrived and the newly weds are very happy. They attend the wedding reception with all their friends and family. Every thing go's as planned and both are so happy the reception go's on into the night. Maria's Mumma go's over to her daughter and tells her its time to do her duty and t...
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Hey Jim
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Arguing
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Dickheads with Guns....Not long video....
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These should carry a warning..'Not to Be Bred With!'.......Hoo Roo
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Modern marriage...
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I think we are all getting old at the right time/period....here's how a modern marriage may go....Hoo Roo Dearest Dad, I am coming home to get married soon, so get your cheque book out. I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. As you know I'm in Australia....and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dat...
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Goldfinger
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Some humourous trueisms here..
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I like the one, where we used to describe our knees as left or right when we were younger...Hoo Rool
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Goldfinger
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Tickled Me- a little language
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New Hinge.
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Bob was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Carl was finished, Mary asked "How much for the tea...
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The 65 year old Lady......
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A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the Hospital. While on the operating table she had a 'near death' experience..... Seeing God, she asked.."Is my time up?"... God said, " No you have another 33 years, 2 months, 8 days, four hours and 31 minutes to live....." Since she had so much tim...
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Goldfinger
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78 couple.Going to Drs .Sex therapist ..
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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?" The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them 50. Thi...
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The Kiss!.......then the fights begin.....lol
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Short Download....Hoo Roo
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Goldfinger
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Blonde.
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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty- thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped off, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama...
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DNA test.
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After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you Husband: Whats up? Wife: According to DNA test results, this is not our k...
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I see Donald Frump is going to make 'UK' Great Again as well..photos prove...
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.....""Yeahhhh I knowwwww"........Apparently he's finished "practising" as President....now he's practising for a new Role....Maaaaaaam......lol...Hoo Roo -- Edited by Goldfinger on Saturday 24th of June 2017 12:20:32 AM -- Edited by Goldfinger on Saturday 24th of June 2017 12:22:47 AM
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Goldfinger
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Female Dentist
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A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulled out a large syringe to give an anesthesia shot. No way, no needles! I hate needles! the man exclaimed. So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, and the man said, I cant do the gas thing. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suf...
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Little Eddy has really upset the girls at school
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After months of enduring his foul language and sexual innuendoes in class, the girls one day get together before class and decide, if today, Eddy says anything even remotely sexual or offensive, we will all get up at the same time and walk out in protest.Class starts and the teacher says: "OK kids, tod...
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Yarra
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Free
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A guy walks into the bar of a restaurant and goes to the bartender and asks "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies "Free". The customer, completely amazed, orders a beer then asks the bartender "Well then how much for a NY sirloin, with side of mashed potatoes and salad, and an entire cheesecake fo...
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China...
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When I was last in China I wanted a city guided tour. I asked a Chinese girl behind tourist counter for her phone No. She gave me a big smile and replied Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight I replied Wow, you Chinese women are friendly A guy beside me overheard and said to me What she really said was 666136...
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aussie_paul
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Sammy
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Little Sammy has really upset the girls at school.After months of enduring his foul language and sexual innuendoes in class, the girls one day get together before class and decide, if today, Sammy says anything even remotely sexual or offensive, they will all get up at the same time and walk out in pro...
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