Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends t...

Moorey · Moorey

I just had to post it for Goldfinger Moorey

Magnarc · Magnarc

The dairy farmer has hired a young lady to help arounf the place. A couple of days later he says to her, "The insemination man is coming today, I have put a nail in the door of the stall where the cow is to be done. I have to go down to the paddock" The guy duly arrives and she takes him down to the stall with the n...

Yarra · Yarra

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life.After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I mi...

Yarra · Yarra

Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp."What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender."Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little O'Con...

Craig1 · Craig1

What's three foot long and buggers a chook??? an axe

Possum3 · Possum3

A man sees a sign outside a house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'....He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" He asks the dog. "Yes!" The Labrador replies.... After r...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and declared, "And here's to spending the rest of me Life between the legs of me Wife"....! That won him the top prize at the local pub for the best toast of the night. He went home and proudly told his wife, Mary, "Mary me love, oi won the prize for the Best Toast of th...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Recently we took some friends to a new local Indian restaurant..'Muthu's Place', and we noticed that the Indian waiter taking our order carried a spoon in his shirt top pocket....which seemed a little strange.. When Gunga Din brought us water and utensils, we observed that he also had a spoon in hi...

Yarra · Yarra

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that theyre physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. Want anything w...

Yarra · Yarra

A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar.A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at.The little boy pointed to the priest's neck. When the priest finally re...

Yarra · Yarra

Last week, she checked into a motel on her 65th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man...

Yarra · Yarra

There were twin sisters at the nursing home and they were turning 100 years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two twins. One of the twins was hard ofhearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived he asked th...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

A Irishman wants a job, but the boss won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the boss said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" the man says, "Dats easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Tree and t...

hokianga · hokianga

Stolen from another site but funny.Queen Elizabeth And Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before St Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St Peter must decide which of them gets in.St Peter asks Dolly if there's some par...

Possum3 · Possum3

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found Traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that Their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American...

rgren2 · rgren2

A $50 Lesson:Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up.She said she wanted to be Prime Minister someday...

Possum3 · Possum3

Two men were talking one day. "My wife asked me to buy Organic Vegetables from the produce market." said the first man. "So were you able to find some?" the second man, asked.... "Well when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any Poison...

Possum3 · Possum3

One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."... Bob's wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are eat...

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	New store opens in town and they only sell Husbands, but there’s one catch.............. (Preview) A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends t...	aussie_paul	1	763	06:55 PM Jan 12, 2017 by Baggie
	The Diet (Preview) I just had to post it for Goldfinger Moorey	Moorey	0	756	06:18 PM Jan 10, 2017 by Moorey
	The Dairy farmer/ (Preview) The dairy farmer has hired a young lady to help arounf the place. A couple of days later he says to her, "The insemination man is coming today, I have put a nail in the door of the stall where the cow is to be done. I have to go down to the paddock" The guy duly arrives and she takes him down to the stall with the n...	Magnarc	0	846	02:32 PM Jan 9, 2017 by Magnarc
	The Irish Sinner (Preview) Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life.After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?"Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I mi...	Yarra	0	720	08:34 AM Jan 9, 2017 by Yarra
	Ring (Preview) Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut, and bruised, and he's walking with a limp."What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender."Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy. "That little O'Con...	Yarra	1	734	08:35 AM Jan 9, 2017 by Blues Man
	what buggers a chook (Preview) What's three foot long and buggers a chook??? an axe	Craig1	2	1069	12:54 AM Jan 7, 2017 by Aus-Kiwi
	Talking Dog (Preview) A man sees a sign outside a house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'....He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" He asks the dog. "Yes!" The Labrador replies.... After r...	Possum3	1	889	08:39 AM Jan 9, 2017 by Blues Man
	A Ripper Irish Joke....always worth repeating round the fire... (Preview) John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and declared, "And here's to spending the rest of me Life between the legs of me Wife"....! That won him the top prize at the local pub for the best toast of the night. He went home and proudly told his wife, Mary, "Mary me love, oi won the prize for the Best Toast of th...	Goldfinger	1	926	08:43 AM Jan 9, 2017 by Blues Man
	The perils of hormone treatments (Preview)	Woody n Sue	1	808	08:45 AM Jan 9, 2017 by Blues Man
	Consultants indeed make a huge difference in an organization......Golden Oldie.... (Preview) Recently we took some friends to a new local Indian restaurant..'Muthu's Place', and we noticed that the Indian waiter taking our order carried a spoon in his shirt top pocket....which seemed a little strange.. When Gunga Din brought us water and utensils, we observed that he also had a spoon in hi...	Goldfinger	3	968	08:49 AM Jan 9, 2017 by Blues Man
	Elderly Couple (Preview) A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that theyre physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. Want anything w...	Yarra	0	866	07:46 AM Jan 5, 2017 by Yarra
	Collar (Preview) A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest's Collar.A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest asked the little boy what he was staring at.The little boy pointed to the priest's neck. When the priest finally re...	Yarra	1	855	08:51 AM Jan 9, 2017 by Blues Man
	Senior Moment Motel (Preview) Last week, she checked into a motel on her 65th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man...	Yarra	1	974	08:54 AM Jan 9, 2017 by Blues Man
	Bad Hearing (Preview) There were twin sisters at the nursing home and they were turning 100 years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two twins. One of the twins was hard ofhearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived he asked th...	Yarra	1	886	08:55 AM Jan 9, 2017 by Blues Man
	Ahh the Irish (Preview) A Irishman wants a job, but the boss won't hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the boss said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" the man says, "Dats easy." And proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Tree and t...	Woody n Sue	2	946	10:25 PM Jan 2, 2017 by Woody2
	The Queen and Dolly (Preview) Stolen from another site but funny.Queen Elizabeth And Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before St Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St Peter must decide which of them gets in.St Peter asks Dolly if there's some par...	hokianga	1	771	08:51 PM Dec 30, 2016 by Craig1
	Broadband. (Preview) After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found Traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that Their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American...	Possum3	0	892	11:05 AM Dec 30, 2016 by Possum3
	Common Cents. (Preview) A $50 Lesson:Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up.She said she wanted to be Prime Minister someday...	rgren2	4	977	05:00 PM May 7, 2018 by Baggie
	Organic vegetables. (Preview) Two men were talking one day. "My wife asked me to buy Organic Vegetables from the produce market." said the first man. "So were you able to find some?" the second man, asked.... "Well when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any Poison...	Possum3	0	940	09:35 AM Dec 29, 2016 by Possum3
	"Expecting Snow.....Move The Car!"..... (Preview) One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through."... Bob's wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are eat...	Possum3	1	856	09:34 AM Jan 1, 2017 by Blues Man
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