A small boy named Arthur lived in the local village . None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him "You are driving me crazy Arthur!!!!!"
One day Arthur's mother came into school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mother honestly, that her son is simply a disaster, getting very low marks and even she had never seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career!!!! The mother was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from the school & even moved to another town!!!!!
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease! All the doctors strongly advised her to have an open heart operation, which only one surgeon could perform...... Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful...... When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her! She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died!
The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around he saw Arthur, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment to connect his Hoover !!!!!
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Don't tell me you thought that Arthur became a blooing doctor!
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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I've had two Arthur's working at my tractor & farm Company over the years, the first one thought he could blow up a tractor tyre with a long piece of plastic hose, coz the longer the hose it the more pressure it puts out. & there he was all red in the face huffing & puffing when there was a 30CI compressor with hose & fittings attached two metres away from him
Gotta confess though, he had the whole workshop crying for half an hour, and he still didn't know what we were laughing at. The second will have to come later.
