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Is there so,some under my bed
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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: "I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under It. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy." "Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the...
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Woody n Sue
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The bus...
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A bus full of housewives going on a picnic, fell into a river, all died. Each husband cried for a week, one husband continued for more than two weeks!!! When asked that did he miss his wife so much, he replied miserably: No! My wife missed the bus!!! Aussie Paul. -- Edited by aussie_paul on W...
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lol...
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Pommy bloke fronts up to Australia House in London, to get a visa to visit his family over here in Australia. Bloke behind the counter asks "Do you have a criminal record?" Pommy bloke sighs and replies "Is that STILL a requirement...... ".................................
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What an Optomist?
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An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk. She said: "I want to keep my house." He said: "That's fine with me." She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac." He said: "That's fine with me.&quo...
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Young Simmo
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Oop's
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We'll die trying. Simmo.........................See next post under here. -- Edited by Young Simmo on Sunday 3rd of January 2016 07:27:41 PM
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Young Simmo
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TANJOOBERRYMUTTS
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You may have seen this before...... I have not completed the joke pages as yet to see where you are all at.......... :) By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...and be ready for room service in China.Now, here goes... The following is a telephonic exch...
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Bushpie
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The Oriental detective. (Just a little bit naughty)
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This bloke suspects his wife of infidelity so he hires an Oriental private eye to follow her and observe. After a week or so he reports back and the following conversation takes place. " Did you follow her?" "Yes, I follow" What did you see?" "I follow her to apartment...
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A new hearing aid for men
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An Irishman walks into a job interview
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A Irishman wants a job, but the boss won't hire him until he passes a little math test.Here is your first question, the boss said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9.""Without numbers?" the man says, "Dats easy."And proceeds to draw three trees."...
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Chinese Travel Agent
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There was this Chinese girl at a travel agency when I was in Shanghai , I asked her if she could escort me for a city tour and asked for her mobile number, so I could call her to make arrangements.She got excited and said: "sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonigh"Wow, I'm guessing this is how Chinese...
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Ole Grizzly
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At least he tried
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I was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching my wife who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off I asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her birthday, I arose early, made her a...
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HAVING A BAD DAY, MAYBE NOT SO BAD.
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Made me smile again
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A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer", he says. She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after noticing that there is no one else worth talking to, she goes back to the man sitti...
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Young Simmo
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Made me smile
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A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father visited the city for the very first time. They wandered around, marvelling at the different sights. Eventually they got to a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but they were especially amazed at two shiny, silver walls that could move apar...
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Young Simmo
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Should I join Facebook
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When I bought my Blackberry, I thought about the 30-year business I ran with 1800 employees, all without a cell phone that plays music, takes videos, pictures and communicates with Facebook and Twitter. I signed up under duress for Twitter and Facebook, so my seven kids, their spouses, my 13 grand ki...
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Prostate Exam...Thai Style..
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Here's a little story to cheer up all men. After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting in Thailand, where there are beautiful nurses who are more gentle and accommoda...
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An unusual family tradition
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This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson motorbike. One day he has finally saved enough to buy one so he goes down to the dealer to by one . After he picks his dream bike the dealer tells him of an old biker trick that will keep the Chrome on him bike rust free . The dealer tells him all he has to do...
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Woody n Sue
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Be careful what you ask for
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An atheist was walking through the woods.'What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals,' he said to himself.As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging towards him.He ran as fast as...
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Oldies and strokes.
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Three little old lady's waiting at the bus shelter. Along comes a man wearing a rain coat, he flings it open exposing himself. The nearest lady she has a stroke, The next lady, she has a stroke to, Be dammed the last lady just couldn't reach! Like that heh Simmo?
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Because I am a man....
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(A community service announcement to help women better understand men) Because I'm a man - when I lock my keys in the car, I will continue to fiddle with a coat hanger until long after hypothermia has set in. Calling the RACV is not an option. I will win. Because I'm a man - I can be relied upon to purchase...
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