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Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Love this Japanese Doctor! Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of...

Woody2 · Woody2

A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM ! 'Viagra' is now available in tea bags. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.

Magnarc · Magnarc

The new manager at the old folks home was outlining the new rules........ "The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rul...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Possum3 · Possum3

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Possum3 · Possum3

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove ... the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of th...

Possum3 · Possum3

The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and sa...

Goldfinger · Goldfinger

A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that... On their nuptial night she cowers naked under the silken sheets, as her new husband undresses in the darkness.... He sprints to the bed and climbs in next to her,...and tries to be reass...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Hendo · Hendo

-----Never mess around with a Scottish Cop ! A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have so...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Craig1 · Craig1

The teacher said ,attached i hope

Yarra · Yarra

Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together After the wedd...

oldphartz · oldphartz

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

The doctor took the husband in first.The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.He checked his blood pressure and other things then said he was going to check with the wife.He took her to another cubicle and aske...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

read to the very end !!! The Squirrel and The Grasshopper POPULAR VERSION The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer...

Woody2 · Woody2

Just passing it on.. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got los...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Japanese doctor on exercise (Preview) Love this Japanese Doctor! Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of...	Woody n Sue	1	991	06:02 PM Jan 18, 2017 by Felicia
	Viagra (Preview) A SMALL GLIMMER OF HOPE IN THE GLOOM ! *'Viagra'* is now available in tea bags. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.	Woody2	1	912	02:04 PM Jan 18, 2017 by Peterpan
	Old folks home. (Preview) The new manager at the old folks home was outlining the new rules........ "*The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males, and the male dormitory to the females.* *Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." She continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rul...*	Magnarc	0	846	08:19 AM Jan 17, 2017 by Magnarc
	What difference can one word make? (Preview)	Goldfinger	0	866	11:53 AM Jan 16, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Old fella still got it ! Lol (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	1	920	08:13 PM Jan 16, 2017 by Baggie
	Lost Pen (Preview) .......................................................	Possum3	2	888	08:57 AM Jan 23, 2017 by Blues Man
	"Fallen Angels!" (Preview) Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove ... the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of th...	Possum3	0	827	07:19 AM Jan 16, 2017 by Possum3
	Fifi. (Preview) The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman sniffed and sa...	Possum3	3	864	09:06 PM Jan 21, 2017 by grahos
	I know its been told before..its all in the way you tell it!.... (Preview) A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin, and truth be told he's a virgin too, but she doesn't know that... On their nuptial night she cowers naked under the silken sheets, as her new husband undresses in the darkness.... He sprints to the bed and climbs in next to her,...and tries to be reass...	Goldfinger	0	728	04:54 PM Jan 15, 2017 by Goldfinger
	Indiscretion . (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	1	837	12:53 PM Jan 15, 2017 by rgren2
	Romantic is economical .. Lol (Preview)	Aus-Kiwi	0	754	11:25 AM Jan 15, 2017 by Aus-Kiwi
	Scottish Cop (Preview) -----Never mess around with a Scottish Cop ! A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Scottish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Scottish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have so...	Hendo	2	852	05:34 PM Jan 15, 2017 by grahos
	Some good advice (Preview)	Woody n Sue	0	728	11:15 PM Jan 14, 2017 by Woody n Sue
	The teacher said (Preview) The teacher said ,attached i hope	Craig1	2	899	07:37 AM Jan 15, 2017 by Blues Man
	Old Robert (Preview) Robert , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together After the wedd...	Yarra	2	1013	12:02 PM Jan 14, 2017 by Bryan
	An old ID ticket. (Preview)	oldphartz	0	831	01:24 AM Jan 13, 2017 by oldphartz
	Doctor's visit (Preview) The doctor took the husband in first.The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.He checked his blood pressure and other things then said he was going to check with the wife.He took her to another cubicle and aske...	aussie_paul	1	843	08:27 AM Jan 13, 2017 by Blues Man
	Political joke.. (Preview) read to the very end !!! The Squirrel and The Grasshopper POPULAR VERSION The squirrel works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building and improving his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool, and laughs and dances and plays the summer...	aussie_paul	5	992	08:37 AM Jan 13, 2017 by Blues Man
	Man thing! (Preview) Just passing it on.. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got los...	Woody2	0	745	10:51 AM Jan 12, 2017 by Woody2
	After the Wedding night concerns (Preview)	Woody n Sue	2	823	04:37 PM Jan 15, 2017 by Goldfinger
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