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How much?
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A man went into a lawyers office and demanded to see the lawyer. He was escorted inside and told to sit down. The man needed legal help but he knew how expensive lawyers could be, so he asked, Can you tell me how much you charge? Of course, the lawyer replied, I charge $500 to answer three questions. Dont yo...
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1
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1484
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Lucky
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A young soldier goes home on leave from a war to see his mother in the country. Shes never left the country and has never seen anything like her sons uniform or gun. He shows his mother both items, then she asks about the grenades on his belt. He says, Well, you pull the pin and throw it. She still doesnt qui...
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0
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1036
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An old but good
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.King David After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.Sasha Guitry By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.If you get a bad o...
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JayDee
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1
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1010
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New bra design...
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aussie_paul
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0
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979
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Bus on Viagra
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Phillipn
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0
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1016
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Washing clothes.
(Preview)
A Grey Nomad is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks him a question. "What are you doing in there?" he queries. "I'm washing my clothes," the camper replies. "Why don't you use a washing machine?" the man asks. "I tried that, but I got too dizzy," he responds.
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887
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Sounds very fair to me....
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At breakfast the man asks his wife, "What would you do if I won the Lottery?" She replied " I'd take half and then I'd leave you immediately"... "Great!" he said," I won $12 yesterday....here's 6 Bucks..Stay in touch!"...
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Goldfinger
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1
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1364
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Password...
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aussie_paul
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0
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876
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Further Education -Nothing Like It.....!
(Preview)
Mick: I've been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now. Paddy: Oh! Mick: For example do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is? Paddy: No. Mick: He's the Inventor of the telephone in 1876;..if you took night classes you'd know this. The next day, Mick: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is? Pa...
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Goldfinger
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0
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888
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Phone rings
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Aus-Kiwi
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0
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970
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The difference between dogs and cats
(Preview)
A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat all died within minutes of one another. All 3 are now faced with God & he wants to know what they believe in. The German Shepherd says "I believe in discipline, training and loyalty to my master". "Good" says God. "You may sit down on my right side". The Doberman...
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fwdoz
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1
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964
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Apologies to my blonde friends...
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Blonde again.. A blond is telling her bff about her first time riding a horse. "So I got on this pretty little horse and it just took off galloping with me. I tried to hang on but, the saddle was so slippery that I started to fall off. I was yelling for help and hanging on for dear life. I had my arms wrapped ar...
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aussie_paul
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0
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1295
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Counsellor
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A couple were having marital problems so they decided to go to a marriage counsellor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and listening, the counsellor said he had discovered the main problem. He stood up, walked over to the woman, asked her to stand and gave her a hug. He looked at the husband an...
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1076
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Irish Road Accident....
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Paddy phones an Ambulance because his mate Shaun has just been hit by a car.. Paddy: ' Get an Ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and..and..I tink both his legs are broken.' Operator:' What is your location sir?' Paddy: Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street'.. Operator: 'How do...
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Goldfinger
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2
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1153
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Toilet brush
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A man walks into a store looking for a toilet brush. The store owner shows him a variety of brushes at various prices. The man thinks for a little while, then buys the cheapest one. The next day the man is back at the store. ?Were you unhappy with your purchase?? asks the shopkeeper. ?We have other models...
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1122
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Senior Golfer
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A young man with a few hours to spare one afternoon figures that if he hurries and plays very fast, he can get in nine holes before he has to head home. As he is about to tee off, an old gentleman shuffles onto the tee and asks if he can join him. Although worried this will slow him up, the younger man says, Of co...
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0
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1285
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Quick Hide
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Phillipn
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0
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996
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Jonah and the whale.
(Preview)
Little Suzie was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal and its throat was very small. But Little Suzie argued that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whal...
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0
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824
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lol...
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aussie_paul
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0
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1058
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More rain.
(Preview)
It was a disastrous year for the farmers. Rain fell and fell until the government relief agency had to step in and lend a hand. It must have been terrible, a government worker said to a farmer. All that rain. Could have been worse, calmly answered the farmer. My neighbour had more rain than me. Hows tha...
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1041
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