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Thomas was single for a while and one day his friend asked, Why arent you married? Cant you find a woman who will be a good wife? Thomas replied, Actually, Ive found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesnt like them. His friend thought for a moment and sai...

Two women are having a coffee and catching up: So, how was your evening last night? A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep two minut...

Sex Study... It has been determined that the most used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead!

Found the pic on Facebook Now, go easy and dont shoot the messenger.

We are horrified and saddened by the tragic and untimely loss of Sisto. A true character, Sisto's friendliness and hospitality at the wonderful Pellegrinis Espresso Bar in Melbourne is legendary and he will be sorely missed by so many of us. As ever, the politicians trot out their platitudes in cond...

Dear All... Just wondering if there's anyone out there that knows how to re-set an Ibis Air Conditioner... Ours isn't behaving and is set up in a 2008 Regent X-Treme Off-Roader. It will only work on the Fan setting - Won't cool and Won't heat. Any ideas or suggestions as to how I can get my Ibis flying wi...

A Blonde Bombshell buys the new Automatic BMW X8 sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night the car just won't move at all. She tries driving the car at night for a week but still no luck. She then furiously calls the BMW dealers and they send out a technician to her. The technicia...

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A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, You know, Ive lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes? The woman looked confused and asked, Why? Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.

hello all I have a 2017 Jayco Starcraft 16.67 single axle tare is suppose to be 1730 and atm2070kg I am about to go on a 2 week trip with the wife and have all the bedding a bit of food full tanks and gas couple of chairs etc but not fully loaded yet as the wife has to put her cloths and bit and bobs in. anyway I thou...

Can you recommend a Mobile Servicing engineer for the caravan - Adelaide Thank you Tracey

Ten or twelve jokes one after the other ruin the feed of recently active topics. Many of the jokes are quite funny but spread them over the week for the sake of the feed of the active topics. Thank you..

For those that like helicopter rides and have deep pockets? My good lady did the "Horizontal Falls" out of Broome. You can also access the falls out of Derby as well. John R

On our way down the 265km stretch of the Silver City Hwy from Broken Hill down to Wentworth we saw the new pipeline adjacent to the road that provides water from the Murray River to Broken Hill. The line runs beside the Western side of the road all the way. Broken Hills water supply used to come from the Men...

For those on the "road" living the nomadic life style??? JohnR

Patrick was a youthful and hard working Irishman at a Coastal village in Ireland. Daily he would pole a heavy old punt out to sea then work a heavy iron grapple to bring up the sand oysters which he sold to the local ice works. He was a man of regular habits he always arrived home each day at a certain time. Sa...

Once again this year, Ive had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes. 1 cup sugar, half pound butter, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit 4 cups self raising flour. Sample a cup of Vodk...

-------------------------- The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. -------------------------- The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.' -------------------------- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to...

Roll call on the first day of school for 2018 Ahmed Al Sheriah ............................. ......"here" Mustafa Al Sheriah ............................. ....."here" Fatima El Bindihiri ............................. ......."here" Ali Acmah Shabeeb ................................

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from a...