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Date: 07:24 PM Nov 22, 2018
What's for lunch?
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Three construction workers were on the 75th floor of an unfinished building.

The Italian opened his lunch box to find a pizza and said, Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!

The Australian opened his lunch box to find a meat pie and said, Man, if I get a meat pie one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!

The blonde opened his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and said, Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!

The next day they all opened their lunches and realised they had all gotten the same thing so they all jumped off the building to their death.

That weekend at the funeral, the Italian and the Australian wives were crying and said, I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me.

The two wives then stared at the blondes wife and asked why she didnt seem sad.

She replied, Dont look at me, he packs his own lunch.



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